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So I've been meaning to talk to you about replacing Reid.

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Lauren. With Lauren. Yeah. Too tall. Yeah. I just think we need a straight

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white girl. I think we need a straight white girl. Wait a minute.

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Not straight enough. I'm so sorry.

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Beyond the mountain lies a destination for the bold.

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Where deep within the hills they say there lies a Vader Gold.

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There's intrigue and adventure awaiting you. And out

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there in Buffalo Country.

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Yippee ki ki yay.

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Hello and welcome to the final episode of Buffalo

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country, a homebrew RPG set in the Oregon Territory in the late 19th

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century, following the adventures of four Rudin Toons,

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Scallywags, and their dog, aka the immortal Coyote Spirit. I am

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your GM, Thomas, and I'm joined by our five wonderful players. Please introduce yourselves

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for the last time because some of you may be getting

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replaced. And tell me one thing that you'll miss

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most about your character. Oh,

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here we go. Hello. I'm Carissa Fitzgerald and I

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play Beulah Aberdeen. And this

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is a hard one. I think it's her relationship

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building with Bobby and the rest of the crew that I'm gonna miss the

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most. That it's, you know.

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Yeah. Missing that character development because I feel like she's only just started.

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She's only just begun. Just started having a husband.

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She met a man, and now she's complete. Yeah,

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right. I'm a mummy.

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I'm Drew. This is the first time I've ever introduced myself with my

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voice, and that is part of what I want to talk about today.

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The thing that I'll miss most is the accent, because in future

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campaigns, I'm going to try my best to stay away from Southern accents.

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I've been doing it too much also. I'm Mason Brady. I didn't say that.

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Can you give us a taste of some of the accents that we might see

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in future? Hey, what you doing?

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Hi, I'm Greta and I play Saoirse McCarthy.

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And unlike Drew, this accent will follow me.

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Thomas and I were just speaking together in full blown

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Irish accents for about two hours yesterday that we were. Yeah,

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yeah. It's contagious. It's still not great,

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but I'm working on it. It's contagious. That's so cute. I think what

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I'm really gonna miss is that adorable pig.

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You know, I'm a sucker for an animal sidekick,

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and even though she's not with Saoirse at the moment, like, she's with

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me in my heart. Yeah, yeah. The animal sidekick

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of the adventure Petunia,

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the Pig. Yeah, I think. Side note, we all really grew

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to love Petunia. If only there

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were any other animals that we cared about. Such a shame you're

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not a sidekick. You're not an npc. I know. You're a three dimensional person

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coyote. Three dimensional dogs. Yeah. I don't

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think I ever paid back that favor, by the way. You still got time.

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Just saying. Just saying. Hello, I'm Reed and I play Pickles McCarthy and.

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Oh, yeah, no relation. I'm so sorry. That was a close

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one. I hear McCarthy and I immediately think in my head, no relation. Yeah.

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And the thing that I will miss most about Pickles,

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he's just like, he's a weird little guy,

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but he's a wholesome, weird little guy. And it's

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been really fun, just like kind of being Earnest.

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And I might do that again someday. But I've really enjoyed Pickle's version of it.

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Ernest, aren't you like a stealing, thieving.

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Yes, but about it, I think this

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is such a good observation. Yeah. I think Pickle isn't as crazy, but he's also.

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Also driven. Like, your characters are driven by revenge, but they're also,

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like, decent. Right. That's a good. A good tension.

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he's kind of like a lion thieving, manipulating, like, at times.

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But the. That is something he

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puts on when he is

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trying to get to the things that are important to him, which are come from,

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like, that earnest. Like he wants to get back to his family, he wants to

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protect his friends. Like he wants to destroy a baba.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just eat a lot of

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cheese, drink pork. Yeah. I'm Nataine

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and I play the trickster spirit,

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Coyote. And I think the thing that I'm gonna miss the most about Coyote is

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feeling like I get to pick up one of my favorite childhood toys

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and share it with everybody. Yeah. And that it's just something

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that I've loved my whole life. And I get to be like, look how cool

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this is. And everyone has to listen. Everyone gets to

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listen. Yeah. 100%. I think Katie's one of the greatest characters in storytelling.

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Oh, yeah. I love it. I love a trickster spirit. There's so many good

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ones in every mythology on the planet. And yeah,

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the coyote is one that spans from, like,

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South America up. It's so cool. And it's so different in every

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different region from, like, Oregon to Mexico to,

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like, Peru. It's there and it endures and it's

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so cool. Yeah. I think it has some significant kinship

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with Loki. Right. And then the French

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have this, like, all these stories about Reynard. The fox is the tricky one.

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Fox, cat, Raven, Loki,

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Hermes. There's a trickster spirit no matter where you go.

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And the tricksters usually are the ones who made

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the world. And it's so, so fun. That's right.

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One of the. I had a thesis at

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college that I wrote, so my, my focus was like,

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Norse language and literature. And one of the things

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that I found fascinating was that the. Odin is a

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magic worker, right. Which is very weird for a

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Norse culture. So the, the Norse concept of magic is a word they

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call sear. It's the ash, the D with the cross atop

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it that means the ghost. So, like, they consider it basically akin to

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transvestitism. It's like magic working and queer the

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same thing for Norse culture. And so the idea that their chief God is

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a magic worker is very problematic. So the thesis that was, was that

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Loki was the carving out of that most problematic part of Odin

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so that they could scrape out the queer and turn it into the queer son.

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Exactly. Yeah. Right. Yeah. My problematic gay son. What about

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that whole story in the Edda about Thor cross dressing,

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though? Like, what does that have to do with it? Right. So I think that

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works because it's like he's so uncomfortable in the process,

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but it is this, like, yeah, the conversation between strength and cunning and

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the same, you know, that's what we get in the Odyssey in the Iliad,

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right? Like Achilles strength, like the very gay

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strong dude and then Odysseus, who's the cunning dude. And like Achilles

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gay side is much less problematic than Odysseus's cleverness.

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Like, that's way more difficult to conceive of. You also encounter

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that whole thing where they try to erase those parts,

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right? And so, like, the parts that we get are often not accurate to what

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they would have been back then. See, I think I.

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I love this investigation of the, of the trickster. I think it's really, really fun.

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All right, let's get the story. Previously on Buffalo

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Country. Returning to a frigid gumption under curfew in search of

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Wolf's piece of Coyote's soul, our posi learns that young Josiah

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had been captured by the sheriff. Plagued by parasitic eagle

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mites, they were slathered in herbal grease. They tried a

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desperate infiltration plan whereby Beulah and Saoirse hid inside a hand

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crocheted werewolf suit and headed to Penelope

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Haverkamp Dr. Surgery. But a oh

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my God, so painful. Terrible, terrible draw left

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the whole romantic connection in total tatters

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and only a single dose of the anti lycanthropic tincture.

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Meanwhile, Mason stunned a camp

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of grizzled gold miners by magically creating a

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hole and planting a miniature church and

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made a religion. Basically like they were totally convinced.

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Quite reasonably so. Meanwhile, while this was

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happening, Cody was caged in a scale model of

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the Taj Mahal by Gottlieb Falkenberg,

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setting the hotel ablaze. Attempting to escape, Mason stormed the burning

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building to rescue her, unaware in fact that she'd already been hauled to

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safety through a wardrobe by Beezus. And the scene went ballistic

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as Pickles took and fired the cursed buffalo rifle from Beezers shop,

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putting a very deadly and large hole through Falkenberg

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before collapsing into suicidal regret. And we rejoin

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our party as the roar of the hotel fire and the crack of

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collapsing timbers fades behind you as you gaze up Gumption's

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main street. Sitting like a stone heart in the middle of

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town is First Gumption Bank. The imposing

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brick facade wrapped in a sight that defies the June twilight.

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While smoke billows across the rest of the town. Highly localized and

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gentle snowfall drifts silently out of a blood red sky,

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dusting the oaken doors and heavy bars in a soft layer

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of white powder. White powder that silences

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boots coming down from the sawmill.

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Silas Kane striding forth, his gaunt face painted

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in frozen moonlight glinting off a huge lumber

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axe, flanked closely by the towering heavy

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breathing mass of mute Mathis. And behind them, a pack

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of half transformed werewolves in slow synchronized

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ripple of midnight fur and bulging muscle.

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From the bank a window pane slides open with

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a slow creak and Andrew, the remaining Pinkerton, leans out

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into the night, his face a snarl as

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he rests twin shotgun barrels against the icy stone sill

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and takes aim. What do you do?

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You said Pinkertons are in the bank.

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In the bank. 1, 1. 1 Pinkerton in the bank.

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And we're all together. Yeah, they're outside Beez's shop basically.

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Pickles, kind of unable to bear the

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guilt he was feeling for killing a small business owner,

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melted into the or. Let Maxwell Danger

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take over things for the moment. And Maxwell

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says to Beulah, can I have my sword

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please?

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I know I've been kind of demanding before, but like,

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can I please just have it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here you go.

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I guess she gives you the cavalry saver.

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Maxwell Danger's shoulders were kind of like hunched

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and he looked small.

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And holding that familiar blade in his hand

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and seeing violence and glory before him fills

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him with a vigor. And he sprints towards a werewolf.

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Oh, Jesus. Okay. Oh, man.

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All right, what did the rest of you guys do?

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because she was, you know, pulling the weapon out for. In fact,

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Maxwell, let's just resolve this. I mean, the person in the head.

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So the one in the head would be either Silas Kane or Meet

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Mathis. So the werewolves are behind them. Are you heading for those two?

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Yeah, it would probably be for the lead two. All right, roll stones

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or draw. Do we notice that Pinkerton has a gun pointed out out of the

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bank? Give me arrows.

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Okay. King of stones. Oh, I also got

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balance. That's a good one. Balance.

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Oh yeah. Cuz balance is evil. All the moon cards are gone except

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for in that deck. So you know, you know super

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well you have surveyed the entire. We have one crit fail left. I don't think

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it's. Yeah, it's not bad. I think so. Okay, so. So we know

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you're aware of it. Yeah, we know. Maximal danger is certainly not paying attention.

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No, I spent a grit to push myself and I got the green

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man. Hello. Hey. Well, that's good, because I was thinking about. But you get to

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bring in an ally. So this is the way this is working now. So you're

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sprinting top speed at Sylas and Mathis.

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It's time. Is it the old British men? Yeah.

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As Maxwell Danger is sprinting like across the street

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from the south end of Gumption,

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like the main street that goes through the

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main drag. We see a werewolf sprinting on

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all fours yelling, the British are coming.

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The British are coming. As. As the

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British legion is marching on Gumption. And that werewolf's

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name, Paul Revere.

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Paul.

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Yep. Paul. Okay. He's got a little name tag on him. We need to credit

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Greta for that one. Yeah. Thank you. Back on the podcast,

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led by the colonel or General Commandant Withers.

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Commandant Withers in a old school,

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like, wheelchair made of like

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wood and tangled metal. Just.

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Is it like a big dog pulling in like a Bernese mountain

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dog? Yeah, I was thinking like a new fit. Like a really old. How would

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they not have eaten the mountain dog, Guys? Because you eat the dog last.

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Yeah, yeah. Okay. They can have a really, really, really old dog.

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And with all of the others behind them,

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some of them, I would say probably pushing that ancient cannon. Yeah,

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yeah. They're proceeding up the street after you with. They're not moving fast,

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but they are. They're a force.

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Yeah, you could definitely say they're a crowd of people.

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Definitely a crowd of people. Point me

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at em, boys. We've had enough of

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this. These pioneer

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people think that they control God's own territory.

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The British Crown. We shall fight them on the beach.

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Yes. They are definitely coming up behind you.

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They're distracting. By all means. So, yeah,

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I think the cannon should fire at the bank. That's like,

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the main building at the end of the street. Why not? Yeah, the cannon fires

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at the bank, and I want to say maybe Beulah noticed the

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Pinkerton, you know, face poking out and

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says, over there. Yeah. So I think the cannonball hits the bank.

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It takes a chunk out of the wall, but most importantly for

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your purposes, it creates a distraction, which gives you an opportunity to

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charge these guys without being instantly hacked down and killed. Yep. So, yeah. What did

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you do with it? Maxwell Danger is actually a

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reasonably proficient, like, sword fighter.

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So he takes a fencing stance and,

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like, one. One hand above his head, like, real deep bend

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in the knees. In the knees. And just, like, repeatedly pokes

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these werewolves with his sword. So again, this is another werewolf.

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Yeah. So the head of the werewolf. So you're fencing

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with Silas Kane effectively. Okay. So he's swinging his. His big old

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lumber axe at you, and you're. You're poking him, and I think you're poking him

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for a. I think he's getting annoyed. You've drawn blood,

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you're causing some damage, but it's light damage. You're fencing

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at him, and he's just getting more and more infuriated. Swinging the sax. So that's

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where we're up to on that front. What else is happening? Okay, I think.

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I think Beulah's hungry for some blood.

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She's got her paws. Pacemaker.

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Peacemaker.

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A family heirloom.

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Peacemaker out.

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And, you know, she. She hasn't really used it too much on

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people, so she's a little nervous or.

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Yeah. Tool. Well, she's. She tried to shoot it. She. She killed a bird.

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Yeah. Did we use it on the light up? You did kill a bird.

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Oh, yeah. So you're shooting apples? Yeah, we shot a few things,

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but not. Not. Not real enemies. So she's a little nervous and

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killed a beautiful bird. She's like.

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I think in her head, it's like Pickles.

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Pickles helped us out in that last situation. We're gonna help him out. She's gonna

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take a. Take a shot at Silas. All right? Both fly.

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All right? And she's going to push herself.

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Good thing she did the blasted oak.

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The blasted oak is good. Oh, I thought the blessed oak was moon over water

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and the journey are the bad too. Oh,

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scaring me. Okay. The blasted oak. And that was the fourth card

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that I drew. Yeah. No, you got the power from bear. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I was just. You're gonna. Bear hates you, but you have his power. Yeah.

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All right. Yeah. With the silver bullets.

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Okay. So. Of course. Of course, yes. One of the silver bullets. Yeah. So I

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think what's happening here then is. Yeah. You see maximum dangerous fencing away and

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you. And you see Silas just like beating it back

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with this big axe and pushing maximum danger back.

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Like losing blood, but inexorably pushing him back with just brute strength.

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And you hit him, I think probably right in the arm that's holding the

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axe and he drops it. Yeah. Do I only get one shot

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in. In that or do I get two? Because I have another point that I

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would want to shoot him if I get a second shot. I think harming and

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disarming him is probably sufficient. Okay. Yeah.

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I think that's already quite a lot of advantage.

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What were you thinking? The knee. The knee,

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yeah. So that he can't move. Yep.

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Okay, you can choose. Do you want him disarmed or do you want him unable

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to move? Disarmed. First. First and foremost. Okay.

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Yeah. There you go. That's. That's your shot then. Okay.

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Yeah. And he yells out and drops his axe. Appreciate your help,

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m'. Lady. Alright, who wants to go next?

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So who's. Who are you squaring up against? Silas Kane,

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Lumber mill boy. Lumber boy. We still have

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axeman. Pinkerton's been pointed out. Yeah. And there's a team

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of werewolves. Was Pinkerton caught in the cannon? I think

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hit the bank cause some like shrapnel and dust.

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So not immediately able to aim. And he's got a shotgun.

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So it's not the longest range out there. No, exactly.

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Okay, so the coyote is back

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in her red tailed hawk form and

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is looking for an opening with Sylas. And she's gonna like dip

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down and just really quickly pluck his eyes out.

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This is a movie straight from Anamorphs. Baby Animorphs.

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Got that? Violent. Animorphs is one of the most violent series you'll

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ever read. It's really fucked up. Yeah. Draw them ups. Okay. What do

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you want for this one? That feels like. I mean this

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is stones. It's like melee roll. Okay. Yeah. Maxwell Danger is

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gonna help by continuing to fence and distract.

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Like take the focus of Silas Kane. Sure.

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Reasonable, though. Blast it up, baby. Let's go. Oh, nice. Whoa.

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Crits on crits on crits. Classic bear move. Classic bear

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move. I think I come down and the. The red hawk talons

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just get so much bigger, like bear claws. Yes.

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I just fully come in and just take off the top half of his face.

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Oh, my God. Fly back up into.

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I think you can. Yeah, you can 100 blame this dude with. With that kind

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of roll. Draw.

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I will die before I get it right. We have. We have minutes

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left. Yeah. Next game, when we move

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out to dice, I'll be like, draw, baby. And the worst

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part is this is a Western, so it's so fun to go draw. It's so

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fun to do it. And, yeah, I fail. I missed the boat. I fail every,

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every single time. Draw. Okay. Yeah.

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Silas Kane clutches his bleeding, bleeding, bleeding eyes.

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His axe has been dropped to the side. He is like.

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He clutches his massive bodyguard's arm like

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blood dropping down, dripping down his face like fucking

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Brandon Lee and the Crow.

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He's out of the fight. At this point, I think what

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you do in. You mean Saoirse? No, I mean Greta. Greta,

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what you doing? What are you doing, Greta? Yeah, I think Saoirse's

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going to hit the Pinkerton with her throwing stars. She's gonna try to.

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This is gonna be a disadvantage because he's gotten a established

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position, like behind the window. Why don't I just try to

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finish Silas off and just, like, kill it? Yes.

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That's gonna be with my throwing stars. Those arrows, is that right? Or bows?

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Bows. Sharpen to the point. Power and flexibility. Base. It's base.

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It's a. Let the shuriken

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fly. That's not good.

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Okay. I got a nine of arrows. Okay.

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So from this distance, I don't think you're gonna get hurt in return.

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Okay. They're not gonna, like, boomerang back at me. No. But I do think

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you hit one of your allies. Is it the bird? I mean,

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I'm right there. Yeah. It's definitely Pickles or

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Maxwell. Or Maxwell. So one of them hits, I think,

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hits Silas in the chest, on the sternum, and the other one hits Pickles

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in the back. Oh, yeah. You take two points.

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Two. Two points of grit. Jesus. I am

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on death storm, and I think. I think you

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sink down, Silas sinks down and kind of grabs you,

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and he just starts, like, headbutting you. So what do you do,

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Pickles? Just run him through with my fencing sword.

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All right. Yeah. Give me a stones. Stones. Draw. I will not

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push Myself, Because I will. How can I help? No,

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because I got both the shaman and balance. Holy shit.

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Damn. Double crit balance. Yeah. So what

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does it look like as you kill Sylas Kane? Well, with. He killed

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both big baddies. Yeah. Damn. Pickles withdrawing

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the shaman and then was it IGL is balance.

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Yeah. I think Maxwell

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Danger is screaming and in pain

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and Pickles is like cycling through all

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of the people in him as he's going through through this thrust.

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So it's Maxwell screaming, it's Pickles screaming,

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it's Cliff the werewolf screaming

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and pulling the sword back out a little bit because he doesn't want to be

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stabbing. And then it's back to Maxwell Danger and it just goes fully through to

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the hilt. What is Palomina? How's Palomina stopping?

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Palomina whispers in his ear. Looks like it's

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not. Not sugar.

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As Sylas dies on their blade.

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Yeah, that's sweet. So I think where we leave that then is.

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Yes, Sylas is collapsed on top of Pickles with the

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blade. Who are you ending up as? I think Maxwell Danger back at the end

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on top of Maxwell. And you're in very, very bad shape.

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Bleeding with a massive ass throwing

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style up. Throwing me back. Sucking you back. Yeah. Okay, so this is

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what's going on. Mason, we have not checked in on you yet. What's going on?

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Well, if Pinkerton is still a threat and

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there's still like. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of werewolves and mute Mathis,

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who's a lot bigger than Sylas. He's a big, bored, kind of odd job looking

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dude. Okay. They seem to be taking care of themselves.

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And I just saw Pickles kill a guy for the second time. It's kind of

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nuts down here. They're taking care of it. So I'm gonna

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werewolf form. My two

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legs can make me jump. However many stories. It is up to Pinkerton.

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And in one, one big old swoop into that

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window, I'm gonna try and tackle him. Sweet. That's right. Yeah, do it.

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What do we think it's stones? Yeah, definitely. Because you're gonna be smashing through

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a window. I got a nine. Okay. A king,

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a three and a six. King, baby.

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So I think this is a tough enough thing that you're going

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to get hurt regardless, but you're able to do it.

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So this is a. Yeah. Bank window. You like? How do you.

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Okay, here's how you fucking do it.

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What hurts? You making holes like you're flying

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at it and you're like, oh, I've never had a Hole hurt me.

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This window, it's got

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some bars on it. And my sweet human body.

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Oh, werewolf body is not going to survive this. And so, yeah, I think

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you, like, I have to make a hole. Power through the window, but it hurts

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you. So, yeah, you take that one point of.

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One point of grit, and you go smashing through the window and into

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the Pinkerton, who goes sprawling across the floor. And I think the

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gun goes. Gets knocked aside.

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And you look at one another across the floor of the bank with all of

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the broken glass. And this is gonna be a speed check. Speed check.

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Like, can you get to the gun before he does? Okay. I want it to

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be cinematic, so I want to shoot the gun away from him with my gun.

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Nice. Gun on gun. Action. So would that be a bows roll?

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Cause it's shooting my gun. Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah. I got a knight.

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I got an eight and a seven. Okay.

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Yeah. Night's enough. So you shoot the gun away.

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It skitters underneath one of the desks

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in the bank. And Andrew looks back at you,

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puts his hands up, like, you have the advantage here. What do

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you do? Your masters are done for. I would just give

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up right here. There's no point in going on. I don't have anything

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against you. You killed my brother. I know that now. I know you

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were lying. You pretended to be werewolves, and you came back, and you said

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that he was following on, but you killed him. Think about it from my position.

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What was I supposed to do? He was after us in the middle of the

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woods. I mean, what, you want me to think that. You want me to be

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just fine with that? To be cool? That you killed my. You're. Well,

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I saved my brother. He was like a colleague, but he was closer than a

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brother. I was the only child. Isn't he alive? The other

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Pinkerton? I don't think we saw him die. We set the forest on fire,

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but we didn't see that happen. We told them that everyone died and

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that, like, it was a ruse, that we came in and told

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them that everyone who's pursuing our group died.

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And that's why we came back with, like, a few effects from

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the remains of the forest fire, but. Sounds like a

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lucky draw. He was my mustache, bro. Yo. Did he die in the fire?

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So, yeah. What do you. What. What's your.

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What's your ploy with this guy? Because he seems to be very

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attached to Joshua. I mean, it really does depend

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on if we actually killed him. I thought he was dead. I don't think we

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have any idea I don't think, you know, okay. Yeah, but he did set a

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lot of stuff on fire. Okay. Yeah. May have died in a forest fire.

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May have survived. He could still be coming back. I didn't kill him personally.

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I didn't see any of my friends kill him personally. He could still be

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out there. All right, I think it's probably vessels. It's just two.

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The journey. Oh, and it's two. It is. The journey's

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a fail because it was snake. Yeah. That's the last crit fail.

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Okay. With that crit fail, he's like, okay.

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She's like, you know what? You're right.

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He's just my. Just the man that I've spent 15

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years standing next to on the barricades. Like, why should I give a

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shit about him? And he just. He turns to walk through the door and he's

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like, yep, I'm just walking out of here soon. And then he, like, draws a

457
00:30:33,930 --> 00:30:37,710
knife from his. From his boot and, like, rushes at you. But, I mean,

458
00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:41,070
you have enough time to see this. You shoot him and he just, like,

459
00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:44,830
starts. You kill him, and he's just stabbing at you as you kill him.

460
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,960
And so I think this is going to be a.

461
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,000
He's dead. But you take another two points of grit,

462
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,840
we're in the same position. I have one point left.

463
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,400
So I think, Mace, you finish this. And, yeah, you're just, like, covered in

464
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:02,800
these bloody stab holes. Okay, so we

465
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:07,520
get back out. Mew. Mathis is picking up Silas

466
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,560
Kane off the top of you.

467
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,640
Shall I call you Maxwell? Yeah, for these purposes.

468
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,200
And just like the rest, you see these, like, tears streaming down

469
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:22,240
his big old mute face, and he just, like, lifts up this huge,

470
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,679
like, steel toe cap boot, and he's gonna stamp on Maxwell or

471
00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:30,280
the rest of you guys do. I wanna. So I was gonna intervene with Pickles.

472
00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:34,280
I think that the absolutely massive elk slams into

473
00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:38,090
the side of this guy. Yeah. Big old

474
00:31:38,590 --> 00:31:42,130
elk. Big old elk. Okay, so that stains. And I

475
00:31:42,630 --> 00:31:46,770
drew two crit success cards. Yeah. I also drew one that I haven't used yet.

476
00:31:47,270 --> 00:31:51,010
So you use the British one. And what was that? I think, did I crit

477
00:31:51,090 --> 00:31:54,930
twice? You did. I. Yeah, I crit twice. So one. Well, three times,

478
00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:59,050
but in two draws. Holy moly. I.

479
00:31:59,550 --> 00:32:03,180
I would like to invoke Father Cormac

480
00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:06,300
to. Oh, nice. Come out with, like,

481
00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:11,780
a. A cross with. Made of,

482
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,540
like, apple tree branches. And he's,

483
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:20,540
like, walking slowly towards the werewolves that are behind

484
00:32:20,860 --> 00:32:25,420
Mathis. All right. Yeah, yeah. No, I like this. This is good saying

485
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:29,740
Something along the lines of the power of Johnny Appleseed compels you to try

486
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,220
and, like, repel them from the town. Yeah, this is great. Love it.

487
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:38,140
Do you want my stones? Yeah, yeah, totally. Let's see that before we kick

488
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,780
into it. I got a queen of bows, baby. Sweet smack this guy.

489
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:45,780
Yeah, No, I think this is great. So I think Father Cormac

490
00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:49,500
comes out of. So you're close enough to this,

491
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,180
like, the graveyard. There's a bunch of debris. Like, the apple tree orchard on

492
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,580
it has burned, is burned and, like, charred.

493
00:32:57,140 --> 00:33:01,060
And you just see this, like, this,

494
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,980
like, puff of dust. And Father Cormac, like, kicks out of a grave

495
00:33:06,260 --> 00:33:10,020
and his cassock is covered in grave dust. And. Yeah,

496
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,780
he's holding up. Yeah, this is fantastic. This, like, apple tree cross.

497
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,740
And he advances in the world's behind you.

498
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,440
He's like, you stay away from him, you hairy fuckers.

499
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,720
You burn down my church, I will take your souls to

500
00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:29,240
hell with me. And you see them, like, shying away from him. Mulathis just,

501
00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:34,000
like, turns and looks at him from a second, and then. Oh, yeah, a huge

502
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,320
elk, massive antlers, smashes into the side of him and just

503
00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:40,920
sends him reeling into the side of a wall. Yes. I love that. Maybe the

504
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:45,530
side of the wall of the bank and it, like, shakes into this huge impact.

505
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,970
And I think maybe both of you just, like, slam into it. Yeah.

506
00:33:49,470 --> 00:33:52,930
And then I think probably you're both gonna take, like, two points of damage

507
00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:56,890
here. Yeah, this is, like. It is such a titanic collision.

508
00:33:57,610 --> 00:34:01,289
And then I wanted to, like, reel back and lean down on, like, the front

509
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:04,410
two legs and just whisper to Pickles,

510
00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:07,050
you can't tell anybody about this.

511
00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:12,660
And then I kind of, like, put my neck under him and, like, toss him

512
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,300
onto my back. Cute. And take off. Real cute.

513
00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:20,740
Briefly back to Pickles. There was a time where this was the only thing I

514
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:24,060
ever wanted before I killed that small business owner.

515
00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:28,620
And then shrinks back into Maxwell,

516
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,980
who's, like, in full calvary position,

517
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,700
like, holding the sword up in the air, riding this elk.

518
00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:39,260
Yeah. So I think I also had a crit that I didn't use. So we're

519
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,750
gonna run. How many crits do you guys have? We got a lot. I'm gonna

520
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,630
run into Beans McCoy's shop. I was gonna say I had two from earlier,

521
00:34:46,130 --> 00:34:49,590
too, though. You had crit two? Well, okay. We had Blastic Oath and Blit Now.

522
00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:52,630
Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah. This game is we gotta use these because they are

523
00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:56,670
not still in the deck. We're on the edge of death. Yeah, we gotta

524
00:34:56,830 --> 00:35:00,830
use our allies. Listen. Yeah, I want my allies.

525
00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:01,870
I got the paper.

526
00:35:03,790 --> 00:35:07,430
Who most. Who's the last to go between

527
00:35:07,930 --> 00:35:11,490
Buller and Saoirse? The last. You went last because

528
00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:14,730
you tried to kill Pickles. I tried to kill Pickles and failed.

529
00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:18,730
Okay, so, Bulla, I think it's you. So you see, those guys

530
00:35:18,890 --> 00:35:21,450
are just, like, running into, being shot. Who knows why?

531
00:35:23,930 --> 00:35:27,250
And Father Cormac is in his cassock

532
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:31,810
facing down the werewolves. And Mason went through the window of the

533
00:35:32,310 --> 00:35:35,930
bank. Is my church visible? Can Father Cormac see it now?

534
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:39,650
Yeah, I think the spire is growing. Cool. Just wanted to feel good.

535
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:43,530
Oh, totally. I think he looks at it. He's, like, puzzled. He's like, new churches.

536
00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:46,370
I. Maybe there's still a job for me here.

537
00:35:48,690 --> 00:35:52,130
Can. So, yes, I pulled both balance and

538
00:35:52,610 --> 00:35:56,050
blasted oak. Can I pull.

539
00:35:56,550 --> 00:36:00,010
Can I have Marigold and the kangaroo.

540
00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:03,730
Johnson's come in, come into the bank, dive into the

541
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,830
bank for. So I think they're going to be coming. So I think, like,

542
00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:11,110
Father Cormac is facing down this gang of werewolves, but I think they're,

543
00:36:11,610 --> 00:36:14,550
like, encroached on him. And then. Yeah,

544
00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:17,870
I think from behind, because further up the street, closer to the Saw Miller,

545
00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:21,749
is where the doll's house is. Yeah. Marigold. And flanked by

546
00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:25,310
the kangaroos. Johnson, what would you like them to do to help? Yeah, so I

547
00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:28,510
think, you know, they're probably hiding behind buildings, like, trying to stay out of it.

548
00:36:29,010 --> 00:36:32,430
And then they see Mason dive in and all this ruckus

549
00:36:32,930 --> 00:36:36,160
happens. And maybe some moans from Mason,

550
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:39,840
knowing, oh, he's okay or maybe he's doing something.

551
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,200
So I think that piques their initial interest to go in and make sure he's

552
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:49,920
okay, because I hear Mason still. So they're gonna. So the

553
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,800
crowd of werewolves is between them and the bank. Oh, it is

554
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,040
between them and the bank. If you want them to do something, it's gonna have

555
00:36:56,540 --> 00:37:00,080
to be to help Father Cormac, basically. Okay. Okay,

556
00:37:01,710 --> 00:37:05,710
I see. Well, I think they'd serve as wonderful distractions

557
00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:09,630
for me to maybe shoot a little more. How did they distract the werewolves?

558
00:37:09,870 --> 00:37:12,270
Kick kicks, you cunts. Exactly.

559
00:37:13,790 --> 00:37:17,390
I'm dressed like a female wolf. I think they approach

560
00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:23,630
the kangaroo. Johnsons are fully nude. Oh, to begin with.

561
00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:27,870
Waistcoats. Yeah, Little waistcoat you get from the waist down.

562
00:37:27,950 --> 00:37:31,470
Yeah, for sure. Tail. Sexy female

563
00:37:31,970 --> 00:37:35,420
tail that has. Marigold is behind them,

564
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,780
directing them where to go. Huh. And yeah,

565
00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:43,980
yeah, I think it's a source of distraction for the.

566
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,220
The current wolves. And maybe Bula can get a shot or 2 in 100.

567
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:49,860
Yeah, I think you got a couple shots then. Okay.

568
00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:54,540
All right. Bose. Bose. Queen of

569
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,420
vessels. All right, so I think you.

570
00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:02,830
Yeah, you can start peppering at these. These werewolves. So they're being distracted.

571
00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:06,950
Face down. My father, Cormac. They've got very girthy

572
00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:10,670
Australians coming at them from behind.

573
00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:14,589
And. Yeah. You're shooting at them with bullets from

574
00:38:15,089 --> 00:38:18,750
yourself? I'm shooting the ones that are closest to the Kingridge Johnsons because I

575
00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:22,390
don't want them to actually get hurt. Of course. You know, naturally. They are truly

576
00:38:22,890 --> 00:38:26,910
a cultural treasure. Yeah, yeah. You must protect them and they must survive

577
00:38:27,410 --> 00:38:31,230
at all costs. Yes. I think if I was stuck between my spiritual leader

578
00:38:31,390 --> 00:38:34,910
on one side and then my go to stripper on the other

579
00:38:35,410 --> 00:38:38,990
side. Yeah. I would be really upset and conflicted. Totally. And you'd

580
00:38:39,490 --> 00:38:42,790
be thinking, why are they not the same person? Yeah, yeah. And then I started

581
00:38:43,290 --> 00:38:45,390
thinking about sexy Father Cormac, and then I have to sit down.

582
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:49,870
The kangaroo is Cormac. Kangaroo's Cormac.

583
00:38:50,270 --> 00:38:53,490
Yeah. Okay. Okay, so this is what's happening.

584
00:38:58,090 --> 00:39:01,370
Father Johnson. Misty. Okay, Saoirse.

585
00:39:03,850 --> 00:39:07,450
Saoirse, what are you up to? What foolishness have you got to contribute?

586
00:39:07,950 --> 00:39:11,930
Yeah, Saoirse's starting to feel kind of pulled into a different realm and

587
00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:15,410
she's struggling to hold on to reality, so she's just

588
00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:18,740
gonna start lashing out with some. With some silver bullets. Oh, okay,

589
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:22,140
sweet. It's firing away. Yeah, you know, at pickles.

590
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:28,140
Firing at pickles? No, no, not. Not really. Okay, right.

591
00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:31,020
So you're shooting the werewolves as well? Oh, yeah, maybe.

592
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:34,780
Okay, yeah, go right ahead. Let the bullets fly.

593
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:38,620
Bullets. Okay. I mean, yeah, I got a knight of stones

594
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:42,220
and I got a queen of arrows. Okay, that'll do it. Pretty good.

595
00:39:42,530 --> 00:39:46,370
Yeah. So you are contributing to the rain of fire upon these

596
00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:49,890
poor sweet werewolves who truly never did anything apart from

597
00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:53,490
maybe eat some children. But, yeah, like, she's kind of starting to see flashes of

598
00:39:53,990 --> 00:39:57,650
like, is she in gumption or is she in a bog back in Ireland?

599
00:39:58,150 --> 00:40:01,610
She's not sure. Is she indeed? Yeah, no one knows. Some sort of

600
00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:06,530
bog. I think we probably then head back into

601
00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:09,450
the bank. That makes most sense to me.

602
00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:13,250
Oh. Or should we? No, I think we'll check in

603
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:16,970
on Mew, Mathis and Maxwell. I am on the

604
00:40:17,470 --> 00:40:20,850
back of Coyote. Oh, yeah, you got swooped it. Yeah.

605
00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:24,330
You're back into beans. Okay. What are you doing inside the mercantile? Stealing all the

606
00:40:24,830 --> 00:40:28,810
medkits? Getting a bunch of potions of healing.

607
00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:32,450
Yeah, I'M getting a bunch of potions of healing. I assume

608
00:40:32,950 --> 00:40:36,580
Beans is here and I've turned into to a coyote and I'm standing on the

609
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:41,100
counter arguing with him as a coyote. Right, yeah. What about then?

610
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,540
I need every med kit where.

611
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:49,620
So you're just gonna take all of my med kits? Look, there's a war in

612
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,780
the streets. I'm dying here. Wait,

613
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,540
who are you again? I'm Axel Danger. You might have heard

614
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,310
of me. Famous adventure. No Pickles. Isn't that a bell?

615
00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:04,430
Too much blood. Wait, what? Pickles? No, it's not pickles.

616
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:06,670
It's a blood. It's a wee man.

617
00:41:08,270 --> 00:41:11,910
Pickles is a wee man. I've got spiky blonde hair. I'm nothing

618
00:41:12,410 --> 00:41:16,230
like that nerd. We got his tips done. We need I

619
00:41:16,730 --> 00:41:20,310
keep it up with glue. I need medkits because I can also smell

620
00:41:20,810 --> 00:41:24,150
that Mason Brady is covered in blood. Med kits. All right, give me

621
00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:28,250
a. Nah, that doesn't make any sense at all. Of course Beans is

622
00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:32,490
going to help you. Okay, give me a fortune

623
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:36,050
roll. Okay, draw. Is this you summoning Beans?

624
00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:39,570
Yeah. Okay, park fire.

625
00:41:39,730 --> 00:41:43,490
Okay. He's like now look, it's been

626
00:41:44,050 --> 00:41:47,450
very difficult to get new supplies in. So I don't get any med kits

627
00:41:47,950 --> 00:41:51,370
right now. But what I do have are what's he gonna have that's gonna

628
00:41:51,870 --> 00:41:54,980
like potentially have some healing effects, but is

629
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,980
not my kids. I've got these. I've got so

630
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,060
many bottles of port. Yeah, I've got like crates of

631
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,940
port. I'm gonna take all the corks and put them in

632
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,700
pickle dangers holes and then we will

633
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,700
fill him with port. That's how medicine works. That is

634
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,460
how medicine works. I literally remember Dr. Haverkamp. Doctor. Using bullets

635
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,340
to plug bullet holes. Yeah, plug me up. I learned

636
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,460
from the best. I mean, I'm not gonna argue with that. Particularly not

637
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,380
with your spiky haired friend. So yeah, plug him up. Okay. I start opening every

638
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,700
bottle of port. All right.

639
00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:38,380
Name the holes. Name the holes. Yeah.

640
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:42,700
At least 60 microns across. Mason Brady's listening.

641
00:42:46,550 --> 00:42:50,390
This is my department. Yes. Thank God

642
00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:52,950
Mason Brady isn't here to make these holes bigger.

643
00:42:54,870 --> 00:42:58,630
I think probably this is going to be some kind of like an arrows

644
00:42:59,130 --> 00:43:03,150
draw to make sure you're plugging the right holes. Okay. Because like humans

645
00:43:03,650 --> 00:43:07,430
got a lot of holes and Cody's not totally sure which ones. I'm a very

646
00:43:07,590 --> 00:43:11,580
smart. You are very smart boot. And I'm very good at weird solutions to

647
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,780
problems. True. You see some holes. I can trick the holes into thinking they're closed.

648
00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:20,740
Particularly these corks. 2, 3, 9, 10. All right,

649
00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:24,180
tennis stones. Home. That's enough. Yeah, think of home. Pickles.

650
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:28,020
Maxwell Danger. Where are you from, Maxwell Danger? Tell me what you want

651
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,140
to resolve in your life. Maybe I'm kind of

652
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:36,460
from all over, and I just always wanted to be an adventurer

653
00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:40,860
and be like a hero and stuff and, like, have people be like, hey,

654
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,420
that's Maxwell Danger. He's coming into the town and. And we love him because of

655
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,260
all the great stuff he's done. Okay. I'm gonna start writing these things down,

656
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,539
and I'm gonna write a book about how wonderful Maxwell Danger was. And everyone will

657
00:43:52,039 --> 00:43:55,940
know. Oh, cool. What wonderful things have I done? I think

658
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,820
with the 2, 3, 9, 10. You plug the correct holes, but only after

659
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,690
plugging all of the wrong holes. So you're getting plugged. Why are

660
00:44:04,190 --> 00:44:08,050
they in my ears, my nose, and my urethra. Okay. I don't.

661
00:44:08,610 --> 00:44:13,010
Humans are. Have too many holes is

662
00:44:13,510 --> 00:44:16,290
the thing. So we're just being a little. You can't hear any of this.

663
00:44:17,810 --> 00:44:21,490
We're being just a little overly cautious about the holes that

664
00:44:21,990 --> 00:44:25,690
we're plugging. I didn't get a whole lot of that, but I do kind of

665
00:44:26,190 --> 00:44:30,210
feel better. I'm licking his face because I feel upset. Wow. What a good dog.

666
00:44:30,930 --> 00:44:34,210
Yeah. So you 100% got two points of grip back from all of that

667
00:44:34,710 --> 00:44:38,010
hole plugin. Not quite on

668
00:44:38,510 --> 00:44:42,130
the brink of death, but still very bad. Okay. And I think

669
00:44:42,630 --> 00:44:47,010
now we will certainly go back to Mason in the bank. So what's

670
00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:51,250
the sitch here? So do I know the location

671
00:44:51,330 --> 00:44:55,100
of. Cause Coyote was basically like, I feel my

672
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,460
soul in the bank. Yeah. You know that there's something going on in there.

673
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,180
Okay, I'm just gonna go search around. Okay. So I think so

674
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:07,020
you. You see that the interior of the bank is through these

675
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,060
frosted glass doors. And I think you,

676
00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:14,620
as you go to open it, they burst

677
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,940
open and you're flung back and they come

678
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:23,470
open with this like. Like crackle. This crackle.

679
00:45:23,970 --> 00:45:27,670
Like when you're trying to get pieces of your car

680
00:45:28,170 --> 00:45:32,150
to work on a really cold morning and Pontius von Steam steps out

681
00:45:32,470 --> 00:45:35,790
and there's this, like, snow flurrying around him.

682
00:45:36,290 --> 00:45:39,510
And his wall coat is kind of crispy around the

683
00:45:40,010 --> 00:45:43,750
edges, like frostbitten. The cold deepens around

684
00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:46,650
him. And, like, as you kind of go to sit back, back up again,

685
00:45:47,150 --> 00:45:50,570
you find it really hard to move. Like your. It's. Your bones

686
00:45:51,070 --> 00:45:54,130
and muscles are moving so slowly through this deepening cold.

687
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:58,690
And he looks at You. And he looks

688
00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:01,970
out at the rest of them that he can see at the door.

689
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:07,410
And his jaw is so tight. He's like. He's such a fancy

690
00:46:07,910 --> 00:46:11,610
boy, but like. Not in a. Not like Falkenberg, not in

691
00:46:12,110 --> 00:46:15,680
an elaborate way. He's just like. Everything about him is so tight

692
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,120
and his features are the same, his face is this mask. And he

693
00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:24,480
speaks like. Spitting every word like this mist of breath coming

694
00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:28,560
out of his mouth, but like the minimum possible amount of

695
00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:33,040
air necessary to enunciate each syllable. And he says by

696
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,400
what right to interfere,

697
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,280
Cutting through this cold silence of

698
00:46:40,780 --> 00:46:44,750
this frigid air. Back east, where wolves have been driven

699
00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:49,310
from the land, dull, stupid grazing

700
00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:53,470
animals have stripped the earth entirely bare. There is no

701
00:46:53,970 --> 00:46:57,470
wildness left. I know you know this, Mason Brady.

702
00:46:57,790 --> 00:47:01,150
The forests are gone, the valleys are choked

703
00:47:01,650 --> 00:47:05,230
and the rivers are sick with the rot of erosion

704
00:47:05,310 --> 00:47:09,280
and pollution because there is nothing left to make them run straight.

705
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,640
There is no fear to keep them moving.

706
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,440
And he. You're, I think at this point by

707
00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:20,240
the cold and the. Just this incredible emphasis of his voice,

708
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:24,440
feeling just like frozen stiff and like. He steps forward and

709
00:47:24,940 --> 00:47:28,120
you feel yourself like dragged in this weird way across the ice of the

710
00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:31,760
floor as he steps onto the porch of the bank and speaks out onto the

711
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:35,930
street. Here we cull the

712
00:47:36,010 --> 00:47:40,010
herd, flashing in the scarlet moonlight.

713
00:47:40,510 --> 00:47:44,930
We keep the land in balance, sharp and

714
00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:48,410
violent, the way it always was. Do you?

715
00:47:49,290 --> 00:47:52,690
And he looks out into the darkness across all

716
00:47:53,190 --> 00:47:56,690
of you. Do you think that you are saving this town? You are the

717
00:47:57,190 --> 00:48:00,920
rot which eats away the. The heart of it. And he turns his gaze back

718
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:04,520
towards yu Mason. And then looks up at the vault door behind him.

719
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,480
Through these frosted glass doors into the interior office,

720
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,080
dropping into this resonant, rhythmic,

721
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:15,240
ritualistic command tone that vibrates through the stone

722
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:19,440
of the bank. In the street, all is weakness and

723
00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:23,520
dissolution. Father, by the blood of the

724
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:28,040
pack and the bond of brothers, I beseech you to come forth and

725
00:48:28,540 --> 00:48:33,240
cleanse this place. And deep within the bank reality

726
00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:38,400
tears open gumptions. World stops ticking

727
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,200
like a clock frozen in place as the airless

728
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:46,520
biting fog of the primordial hunting grounds spills out over

729
00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:51,000
the threshold, bringing with it the heavy suffocating scent that roars

730
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:55,330
over you, Mason Brady, of me. Midnight fur and winter wind and ancient

731
00:48:55,830 --> 00:48:59,530
blood. And unfolding from within that fog like origami

732
00:49:00,030 --> 00:49:03,090
made of shadow. 15ft tall at the shoulder,

733
00:49:03,590 --> 00:49:06,730
eyes of blue fire, tongue lolling out over

734
00:49:07,230 --> 00:49:11,170
a jaw of sword sized teeth looms Wolf. And his

735
00:49:11,670 --> 00:49:15,810
great head turns from side to side Taking everything in as he surveys

736
00:49:16,310 --> 00:49:20,540
the bloody chaos of gumption. And you see so much

737
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:25,020
intelligence in these eyes, but alien intelligence weighing

738
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:29,620
up the scene. What do any of you do or say in

739
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,580
the face of this creature who's

740
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,100
present? Everyone. Like, as soon as this. As soon as Wolf is

741
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,060
here, you all know it. So I say Mace is kind of on the

742
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:46,110
entrance to the bank you guys are in. Beans mercantile.

743
00:49:46,610 --> 00:49:49,590
We've probably, like, stepped out the door and, like, seen the shift in the atmosphere.

744
00:49:50,090 --> 00:49:52,070
You're all more or less on the street. What is the moon looking like?

745
00:49:52,630 --> 00:49:56,590
Is it, like, freaky? Is it pretty? I think. Is it

746
00:49:57,090 --> 00:50:01,270
like a giant harvest moon? I think everything

747
00:50:02,150 --> 00:50:05,710
else in the scene looks like background

748
00:50:06,210 --> 00:50:10,150
detail. That's how it feels. So, like everything's a bit fuzzy

749
00:50:10,940 --> 00:50:15,260
and a bit ill defined and including as

750
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,580
you look down at your own hands and body, like everything just looks roughly drawn.

751
00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:23,380
The only thing in this scene that is clear and

752
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,260
distinct and the focal point is Wolf.

753
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,460
And you can't imagine anything else that anything would be fair otherwise

754
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,900
than that. I don't think we are strangers to alternate

755
00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:39,870
planes of reality. No, you've. You've experienced one.

756
00:50:40,030 --> 00:50:43,190
Yeah, yeah. And I think Saoirse is going to reach down her

757
00:50:43,690 --> 00:50:46,990
pocket and try to cope on that one. Oh, how'd you do that? Yes.

758
00:50:47,870 --> 00:50:49,870
You know, she's got a secret idol,

759
00:50:53,070 --> 00:50:56,870
she's gonna say St. Vitus. St. Vitus, will you please bring to

760
00:50:57,370 --> 00:51:03,390
me call from whatever freaky little apple plane Petunia

761
00:51:03,890 --> 00:51:06,910
is inhabiting on and see if she can just join us here?

762
00:51:07,790 --> 00:51:11,670
Okay. Push back against this coldness with a bit of order and

763
00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:15,230
life. Petunia has already promised that she would be of assistance.

764
00:51:15,730 --> 00:51:18,510
And so, yeah, you can do this. This is a vessel's draw.

765
00:51:18,910 --> 00:51:21,870
Right? Right. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna push myself.

766
00:51:22,670 --> 00:51:25,790
Oh, my. A four of stones, that's me about to

767
00:51:26,290 --> 00:51:29,750
get killed. Four of arrows, Miel's about to get

768
00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:34,020
killed. Nine of bows and a ten of arrows.

769
00:51:34,980 --> 00:51:36,100
I'll do Pig.

770
00:51:39,620 --> 00:51:43,300
I think, like, it's the opposite of the ostentatious,

771
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:47,940
like, dramatic gothic nature of Wolf's entry

772
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,700
onto the scene. Petunia just comes, like round the side of a building.

773
00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:55,500
Not really Tom Bombadale. Not really paying attention. Yeah, with like

774
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,790
a canvas back bag, you know, just sewing seeds and

775
00:52:00,590 --> 00:52:03,790
come sort of trots up on hind legs,

776
00:52:04,290 --> 00:52:07,430
sees everything else that's going on, looks up at Wolf and it's

777
00:52:07,930 --> 00:52:09,790
like, Saoirse,

778
00:52:12,030 --> 00:52:15,790
you've got yourself to prick your piggle here, aren't you? Yeah. Now you

779
00:52:16,290 --> 00:52:18,990
Know, I figured who better than push back against a big bad wolf than my

780
00:52:19,490 --> 00:52:22,680
little piggy friend. That's very

781
00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:25,880
cute. So what's our situation?

782
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,680
I think he wants to murder us all. He looks mad.

783
00:52:31,180 --> 00:52:34,600
He looks pretty mad. Pretty mad? Pretty chaotic. I mean,

784
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:38,600
could you just maybe like, what do apple trees have

785
00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:43,280
that wolves don't like? Ah, the eternal

786
00:52:43,780 --> 00:52:47,080
question. The seeds are full of cyanide.

787
00:52:47,970 --> 00:52:50,210
Oh, apple seeds.

788
00:52:51,410 --> 00:52:54,850
Okay. So I think this is what Pacinia

789
00:52:55,350 --> 00:52:58,690
does in your base on your bossy stuff. Pacinia just steps,

790
00:52:59,190 --> 00:53:02,290
fearless in front of wolf. Pacinia's big, like 6

791
00:53:02,790 --> 00:53:05,410
foot tall. Not as big as Victor Wemenyama, but.

792
00:53:06,210 --> 00:53:09,570
Wait, I thought she was horse sized. Yeah, but like,

793
00:53:10,050 --> 00:53:13,420
how many hands tall is this horse? How many meters medium

794
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,180
sized dog tall? I mean, no, not 7 foot 5,

795
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:20,340
but also not 15ft tall at the shoulder. I was thinking like draft horse.

796
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,980
Anyway, the pig is big. It's a big pig, but it also looks like small

797
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,340
pig in front of the big wolf. Are we clear on that? Yeah.

798
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:31,620
Petunia steps in front of Wolf and Wolf looks kind

799
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:35,420
of surprised. He's like. He doesn't speak at all.

800
00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:39,220
Petunia kind of looks at him. It's like,

801
00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:43,860
don't listen to that shit bag. That used to be my church.

802
00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:47,860
It was beautiful and now it's burned all to shit.

803
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:52,100
And it's them. They're to blame. That guy here.

804
00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:56,940
I know you're probably mad and quite reasonably

805
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,740
so, you've been pulled from your meditation and whatnot.

806
00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:05,420
But I just want you to take a moment, think about

807
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,660
things, maybe listen to both sides of the situation, and then decide

808
00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:13,020
who you want to squish and eat.

809
00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:16,860
I would recommend that you allow

810
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:21,260
my friends to tell you what's been going on. Because this

811
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,540
fellow, the fellow with a silly face, is not going to tell you the truth

812
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:29,340
of the situation as told by an impartial pig and

813
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:35,100
folds her arms and looks over at you. It's like, this is your chance

814
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,900
to speak. You've got to persuade Wolf before he eats you with his big old

815
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,900
mouth. The coyote slinks over.

816
00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:47,300
I. I think she like sees Petunia and like,

817
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,660
her head just like pops out from behind Petunia's little leg. Definitely hiding behind

818
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:56,180
her. It's like, come on, you used to be friends before

819
00:54:56,670 --> 00:55:00,670
you know, all the unpleasantness. Wolf, you're looking

820
00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:05,950
very big. Yeah, you've been gone

821
00:55:06,450 --> 00:55:09,070
a long time. Wolf looks hugh.

822
00:55:09,550 --> 00:55:13,350
Just there's no speech. I think that you

823
00:55:13,850 --> 00:55:17,270
kind of remember Wolf being more talky. Not never as much

824
00:55:17,770 --> 00:55:21,230
as you but like, you, you had a dialogue. Yeah. Wolf looks

825
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,840
feral, like. But a lot has

826
00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:30,200
changed since you've been gone. And it looks like you've changed a lot since you've

827
00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:34,440
been gone. You would not believe your reputation now that you've had your little

828
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,400
disciples running around. They call you Big Bad. Can you believe it?

829
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,320
You, the wolf who would rather just be left

830
00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:47,240
alone to run through the woods and eat your salmon and

831
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:51,170
take a little nap. You, Big and Bad. It's crazy. You and

832
00:55:51,670 --> 00:55:55,890
I both know that you're very fair and reasonable and noble.

833
00:55:57,250 --> 00:56:00,650
Okay. Yeah. I don't think that wolf

834
00:56:01,150 --> 00:56:04,930
is going to respond to that. I'm trying. Flattery. Yeah. I don't think that works.

835
00:56:05,090 --> 00:56:08,930
I think he starts growling and you see some

836
00:56:09,430 --> 00:56:13,060
spittle drip from the jaw. I pop back behind. Petunia.

837
00:56:13,450 --> 00:56:18,010
Yeah. I'm not going to talk directly to wolf, but I will address ponches.

838
00:56:18,570 --> 00:56:21,850
You were saying that you keep this place wild.

839
00:56:22,350 --> 00:56:25,970
Is that right? That's what you said. We keep the balance. What would

840
00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:28,970
you have otherwise? The railroad come through? Industry,

841
00:56:30,090 --> 00:56:33,690
condos, fast food,

842
00:56:34,890 --> 00:56:38,860
Arby's. Look to your left. Coyote over

843
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:42,580
there. She is keeping this place wild. I pop back

844
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,500
out and wave a little paw. He looks. He looks.

845
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,020
You, Mason. I buried a church and it grew in 10 seconds.

846
00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:54,100
That is a wild country. That's my wild

847
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,220
country, Mason Brady. And if you think that Cody cares about anything other than herself,

848
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:02,260
you're a fool. This. What has she promised

849
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,390
you? Why are you her lackeys? Why are you doing her bidding? She was

850
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:10,670
nothing. She has made promises, but it's gone beyond the promises. I don't

851
00:57:11,170 --> 00:57:14,830
care about that anymore. Does anybody here care about that anymore? I mean,

852
00:57:15,330 --> 00:57:19,310
yeah, I never did to begin with. I don't care about anything anymore.

853
00:57:20,990 --> 00:57:24,510
I mean, honestly, I was just here for this town. Especially if you burned that

854
00:57:25,010 --> 00:57:28,030
church down. That was really uncouth. You could say I've got

855
00:57:28,530 --> 00:57:32,110
one more thing in mind. Seriously,

856
00:57:32,670 --> 00:57:36,030
what do you think you're doing in this place? Why did you come here?

857
00:57:36,510 --> 00:57:40,590
You're feckless puppets and pawns of this manipulative

858
00:57:41,090 --> 00:57:45,510
dog. Dog, whose time was done many, many years ago, but refuses

859
00:57:46,010 --> 00:57:49,150
to accept the fact. Why don't you just die,

860
00:57:49,650 --> 00:57:52,350
coyote? Nobody wants you here. You're.

861
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:59,000
That's just it. I'll always be here. It doesn't matter

862
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:02,760
who wants me here or not. But you, you're just a silly little man.

863
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,520
And he looks over Wolf, and he's like, fucking eat them already.

864
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,600
And he, like. I think he grabs onto the hair on One of

865
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:13,800
the legs and like, yanks it a little bit. Oh, they're not gonna like that.

866
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:18,200
Oh, wolf does not like that. Wolf is not a dog.

867
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:23,210
Yeah. And I think this sense here is wolf

868
00:58:23,710 --> 00:58:27,370
hates chaos. Hates it more than anything else. And he's looking around and

869
00:58:27,870 --> 00:58:31,290
he. And what we're looking. What wolf is trying to sense in this

870
00:58:31,790 --> 00:58:35,570
situation is who has fucked things up. Like, who's made this situation so chaotic and

871
00:58:36,070 --> 00:58:39,370
so bloody and so burned. And I think this

872
00:58:39,870 --> 00:58:43,490
is probably going to be whoever wants to take the lead in the persuasion.

873
00:58:43,730 --> 00:58:47,540
I have an idea for what I would like to do. Okay. Oh, I've got

874
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:52,940
an idea too. You go first, Coyote. I think I want

875
00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:56,980
to try to summon, like,

876
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,700
everybody. I'm gonna call my bison. The other spirits. Yeah. I'm gonna

877
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,140
call the snake, I'm gonna call the eagle, and I'm even gonna call the bear.

878
00:59:04,780 --> 00:59:08,500
And this is not chaotic. There's a difference between wild and

879
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,060
chaotic. Very good. It's very, very good.

880
00:59:12,390 --> 00:59:15,710
Yeah. So I. The kite throws her head back and

881
00:59:16,210 --> 00:59:19,790
lets out this, like really high pitched, very unwolf like

882
00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:23,830
howl. It's like. And it sounds like a hundred coyotes

883
00:59:24,330 --> 00:59:27,430
screaming that awful yippee sound.

884
00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:31,390
And she's really, really, really hoping that the other spirits will answer

885
00:59:31,890 --> 00:59:34,550
that. Yeah. This is vessels. She at least thinks the bison will. Because they're on

886
00:59:35,050 --> 00:59:37,690
the sheet of paper. Yeah. 100 of them.

887
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,240
Okay. That's my vessels. I think if there was a time to push

888
00:59:42,740 --> 00:59:46,320
yourself, it's now. Yeah. Yeah. So go ahead and do that.

889
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,440
Okay. Knight of stones. Queen of arrows. Queen of stones. King of

890
00:59:50,940 --> 00:59:53,680
arrows. Holy. I think that's a full house.

891
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,840
Yeah. And you. And you're calling four animal spirits. I've got

892
00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:02,920
a bear and two birds and a horse. Yeah. Can we collectively

893
01:00:03,420 --> 01:00:05,850
do the. The coyote. Yip, yip, everybody.

894
01:00:10,090 --> 01:00:13,290
Yeah. So I think we get eagles soaring in. We get

895
01:00:13,770 --> 01:00:17,210
snake. Young snake flying as

896
01:00:17,710 --> 01:00:20,810
quetzalcoatl. We get 100 bison thundering at main Street.

897
01:00:21,290 --> 01:00:25,610
And coming behind them looking so grumpy

898
01:00:26,170 --> 01:00:31,060
is bear like character. Hard singed

899
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,900
in the back. Singed. Just still smoking. Yeah.

900
01:00:36,180 --> 01:00:39,740
And I think it's probably bear who takes

901
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,740
the lead in the chat here, looks up

902
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,900
at wolf. Bear is the only one who is comparably sized to wolf. He looks

903
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:50,740
at wolf and he's like, coding. Came in my

904
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:54,280
cave and she put a. Did she.

905
01:00:54,430 --> 01:00:56,150
Did you put a plug in his bum or was there a plug right?

906
01:00:56,650 --> 01:00:59,750
There was already a plug. He put that there. Someone put a plug in my

907
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:03,590
bum. I unplugged the bear and someone killed all the tribe of people worshiping me

908
01:01:04,090 --> 01:01:07,510
who I didn't even know about until they were dead. And then there

909
01:01:08,010 --> 01:01:10,830
was a lot of fuss, and then I ate something.

910
01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:14,190
Yeah, that was mine. Shut up, you. Okay,

911
01:01:14,910 --> 01:01:18,190
I'm just gonna say. And I went flying, and Coyote was flying, and I

912
01:01:18,690 --> 01:01:21,610
was flying, and then I was a fucking ball of flame. And then I went

913
01:01:22,110 --> 01:01:25,010
into a pool, and then there was some kind of alien octopus.

914
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:30,330
Ever since I saw her again, it's been the absolute worst. I just

915
01:01:30,830 --> 01:01:34,090
want to point out that all of those problems are ones that you created.

916
01:01:34,590 --> 01:01:37,970
And you can't sleep for 100 years because it makes the world imbalanced.

917
01:01:38,690 --> 01:01:42,010
Just saying. Look, you let a whole bunch of people die worshiping

918
01:01:42,510 --> 01:01:45,090
you because you wouldn't wake up and your plug got stuck because you wouldn't wake

919
01:01:45,590 --> 01:01:47,670
up and you ate something stupid and you set your butt on fire.

920
01:01:49,590 --> 01:01:52,950
What I was trying to say, I helped.

921
01:01:53,450 --> 01:01:56,070
No, I was trying to say, if you shut up for a second, little yipper

922
01:01:56,790 --> 01:02:00,230
is I hate Kite so much. Always have.

923
01:02:00,730 --> 01:02:04,310
Always Will. Back when you guys were all her best friends, I always told you

924
01:02:04,810 --> 01:02:08,390
Kylie was going to steal your skin, go out, commit crimes in your

925
01:02:08,890 --> 01:02:12,430
name. And that's a allegation.

926
01:02:12,990 --> 01:02:16,110
Yeah, right. But, oh,

927
01:02:16,610 --> 01:02:20,230
the people I hate more than Coyote, it's these fancy

928
01:02:20,730 --> 01:02:24,630
boys. They have fooled you, you big stupid

929
01:02:25,130 --> 01:02:28,790
dog. They claim to be acting in your name. They've taken your power, They've shipped

930
01:02:29,290 --> 01:02:32,430
you off on holiday, and they've been around

931
01:02:34,030 --> 01:02:37,270
you. If you want to have

932
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:40,620
any respect within the animal spirits, you have got to stop this.

933
01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:43,940
And if you don't, I will. And then I will be the number one.

934
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,260
And then we'll see. And Bear sits back on his haunches,

935
01:02:48,060 --> 01:02:51,580
like, snorts through his, like, burnt nostrils. And looks at Wolf.

936
01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:54,860
And Wolf looks at Bear and looks at Coyote and looks at

937
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:59,260
Eagle. And Eagle nods and looks at Snake, and Snake shrugs as only Snake can

938
01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:02,780
and looks at Bison. And he looks at Bison for a long while.

939
01:03:03,270 --> 01:03:07,190
And Bison, like, looks over at Coyote

940
01:03:07,670 --> 01:03:11,630
and, like, shakes his head. And Wolf's like. Because the

941
01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:15,110
last time Wolf saw Bison, Bison numbered in the millions. Yeah. He's like,

942
01:03:15,610 --> 01:03:19,350
what have you become, basically? And Bison's like, yeah, this is the

943
01:03:19,850 --> 01:03:23,590
unspoken communication. I was like, yeah, it was Cody didn't help,

944
01:03:24,090 --> 01:03:27,950
but it wasn't Cody's. It's not. It's not entirely Katie's

945
01:03:28,450 --> 01:03:31,720
fault. Like, this is just a thing. It's just a thing that humans do,

946
01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:36,120
basically. And he looks around at the animal Spirits

947
01:03:36,620 --> 01:03:39,840
and this code. He's like, we gotta go. Where?

948
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:43,640
Somewhere else. Yep. Canada. Yeah,

949
01:03:44,140 --> 01:03:47,200
maybe Canada. Maybe Canada. Maybe Canada. I'll be done with Canada.

950
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,200
Look, as long as we stay,

951
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,770
they're gonna take power from us, like,

952
01:03:56,490 --> 01:03:59,770
as soon as we stop paying attention. And like.

953
01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:03,730
Cody, I know. Yeah. I may have for several decades.

954
01:04:04,230 --> 01:04:08,170
But you understand, it's easy to do. You just. You start

955
01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:11,770
doing something else, and they use you as a source.

956
01:04:12,890 --> 01:04:16,410
They don't always do it in a bad way. Look at. Look at my humans.

957
01:04:16,570 --> 01:04:20,580
I gave them all sorts of power. And they make holes and get

958
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:24,500
in drag shows, and they

959
01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:28,980
get possessed and get pregnant, and it's really fun. Best case

960
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:32,180
scenario is foolishness. Worst case is domination.

961
01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:36,100
They've never tried to dominate me. They're not all.

962
01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:40,420
You would. You would give up. You would give up this place to go to

963
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,340
your. Where have you been? It's beautiful.

964
01:04:45,150 --> 01:04:46,430
It's what it used to be.

965
01:04:48,990 --> 01:04:52,830
There are other worlds, Coyote, and we're too big for this one.

966
01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:54,270
You're certainly bigger.

967
01:04:56,990 --> 01:05:00,630
Just one little

968
01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:04,670
bit of housekeeping. He turns around and looks

969
01:05:05,170 --> 01:05:08,590
at Pontius von Steen and breathes in with

970
01:05:09,090 --> 01:05:12,450
these gigantic nostrils that take, like, occupy so

971
01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:16,050
much air that this man is pulled towards Wolf.

972
01:05:16,370 --> 01:05:20,530
And he looks at him and he says, false disciple.

973
01:05:21,490 --> 01:05:25,530
And he eats him. Whoa. Just throws

974
01:05:26,030 --> 01:05:28,610
him up in the air. You hear the bones crunch.

975
01:05:29,490 --> 01:05:33,170
And he goes down. Wolf Skullet. And it's not. It's not. It's like eating

976
01:05:33,670 --> 01:05:36,050
a half candy bar. He didn't even have to draw for that.

977
01:05:38,220 --> 01:05:40,620
I killed two of the pillars. I wanted to kill the third.

978
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:45,060
I charge Wolf. I tackle

979
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:48,620
you. I think, no, I think this is sweet. I think,

980
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:52,820
yeah, you tackle it. And Wolf just puts a pause so gently on that Sunday.

981
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,020
And he's just like this cub.

982
01:05:56,540 --> 01:05:59,700
He's got gumption. Would you consider

983
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,120
him an adventurer? Max was. That was legendary.

984
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:08,640
And, yeah. Wolf looks at me, he's like, this is. Yeah,

985
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,280
enough of this bullshit. They're kind of cute, right?

986
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:15,360
Stabbing Wolf's paw.

987
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,000
No purchase. It's like marble. Yeah.

988
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:25,720
I think he looks at you. And I think at this point, the only two

989
01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:29,650
who can hear what he's saying to you are you. And he says there are

990
01:06:30,150 --> 01:06:34,290
only two outcomes. One is that they

991
01:06:34,790 --> 01:06:38,490
use our power to destroy themselves and the world around us.

992
01:06:38,650 --> 01:06:42,130
And the second is that they destroy themselves without our help. And I will not

993
01:06:42,630 --> 01:06:45,850
be party to this. I can't say that I have evidence that you're

994
01:06:46,350 --> 01:06:49,690
wrong. I. I'm not in charge of you,

995
01:06:50,890 --> 01:06:54,300
but I'm Gone. And Wolf folds himself

996
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:58,220
back into the shadows like Aragami. And he's gone.

997
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:02,380
What do the other spirits do? Give me a fortune draw. Yeah,

998
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:06,300
I think this is so. I think what

999
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,660
do you want? As Coyote? Do you want them to stay or go?

1000
01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:13,580
I think that Coyote knows they're gonna

1001
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:18,140
go. Okay. Then a

1002
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:22,670
failure is they all listen to Wolf and ignore you. And success

1003
01:07:23,170 --> 01:07:26,550
is that they take your advice, holy king of vessels.

1004
01:07:28,150 --> 01:07:31,830
So they, as wolf disappears into the shadows, all of the other animal

1005
01:07:32,330 --> 01:07:35,950
spirits look towards you, Coyote. The coyote gulps and

1006
01:07:36,450 --> 01:07:39,990
looks again at the bison. This so small.

1007
01:07:40,630 --> 01:07:43,750
Diminished. The snake reborn.

1008
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:48,600
The bear is charred. Yep. And Eagle's

1009
01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:53,280
kind of getting old. And she does see this like fallen

1010
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:57,200
glory of these beaten and broken

1011
01:07:57,700 --> 01:08:01,440
spirits. And she can look at, and even her herself

1012
01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:05,400
with the split soul. And she looks at the

1013
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:10,130
disappearing wolf and I think she sees a glimpse into like the

1014
01:08:10,630 --> 01:08:13,770
wolf's world. And it's, it's, it is beautiful.

1015
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:18,650
And she says, I'll need some

1016
01:08:19,150 --> 01:08:23,210
time together. Everyone but Wolf.

1017
01:08:24,170 --> 01:08:28,050
We are kind of all a pack and

1018
01:08:28,550 --> 01:08:31,650
I, I think if we stay here, we're all going

1019
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:34,770
to perish one way or the other. So if you want to go, you should

1020
01:08:35,270 --> 01:08:38,700
go and I will follow. But I need to find

1021
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:42,780
everyone and take them to a new place where we can have

1022
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:46,900
new tricks. And you don't you hear

1023
01:08:47,140 --> 01:08:50,020
no voice, nothing from Wolf. But you do smell something.

1024
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:54,620
And what you smell is cold and

1025
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:58,700
pine needles. And that smell stays with

1026
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,550
you. She like starts to take like steps behind the

1027
01:09:03,050 --> 01:09:06,190
wolf, but then like shakes her head and is like, no, no, I have to

1028
01:09:06,690 --> 01:09:11,310
do stuff first. And as

1029
01:09:11,810 --> 01:09:15,910
you shake your head, you feel a small weight around your

1030
01:09:16,410 --> 01:09:19,790
neck. And you reach out with one paw and you feel the leather

1031
01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:24,350
thong. And on the leather thong is that that crude

1032
01:09:24,910 --> 01:09:29,560
bone carved? Yeah, like statuette

1033
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,600
of a little doggy.

1034
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,840
And it's you. And you have that piece of your soul back.

1035
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:41,920
I think it's so small. I think Wolf took virtually

1036
01:09:42,420 --> 01:09:45,760
nothing. And it's. If she had the other two pieces, it would

1037
01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:49,720
be the sliver of a mirror. And so

1038
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:53,330
she holds it and, and doesn't really feel

1039
01:09:54,850 --> 01:09:59,170
that much different or more powerful, but she feels more complete.

1040
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:04,050
I think she watches the animals follow Wolf

1041
01:10:04,130 --> 01:10:09,250
into the shadows. And she

1042
01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:11,810
sort of takes note of the shape so that she knows that she can open

1043
01:10:12,310 --> 01:10:16,450
that door again. I think you'll

1044
01:10:16,950 --> 01:10:20,780
always be able to smell the entrance to it wherever. And then when they leave,

1045
01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:24,580
she locks the door behind them. And it's just you in

1046
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:28,540
gumption with your party and A bunch of bloody bodies.

1047
01:10:29,340 --> 01:10:32,460
That was weird, wasn't it? Well, they're stuck over there now.

1048
01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:37,020
Why didn't you go with them? I like pull the little thong around my

1049
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:40,220
neck. I have a key. I go where I want to go.

1050
01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:43,500
Be has a little. She's blushing a bit.

1051
01:10:44,170 --> 01:10:47,050
Yeah, I suppose you're right. Didn't I sound like I knew what I was talking

1052
01:10:47,550 --> 01:10:50,850
about? You did. They didn't even question the trickster spirit. They just

1053
01:10:51,350 --> 01:10:55,290
left. Well, I would. You were very convincing.

1054
01:10:55,370 --> 01:10:58,490
I know. Coyote, you dog.

1055
01:11:00,650 --> 01:11:04,010
As I think Maxwell danger has been resolved. Nice.

1056
01:11:04,730 --> 01:11:08,610
So you get all your health back, right? I get some grit back and

1057
01:11:09,110 --> 01:11:12,640
I level up. They really did wolf

1058
01:11:13,140 --> 01:11:16,560
wrong, didn't they? They've done us all wrong, really. Do we see that?

1059
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:20,960
Like the people who did turn into werewolves are no longer werewolves.

1060
01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:24,440
Like, was that like a. Is a connection at all to wolf itself? Yeah,

1061
01:11:24,940 --> 01:11:27,840
the bodies are just people now. Yeah. I try to turn.

1062
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:29,440
Nothing. Yeah.

1063
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,200
Super Saiyan power. Yeah, yeah.

1064
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:38,970
Nothing at all. I mean, we still have that tincture if you want

1065
01:11:39,470 --> 01:11:41,850
to take it, just in case. Well, I'll keep it on me in case,

1066
01:11:42,730 --> 01:11:45,770
you know, the. The urge comes on,

1067
01:11:46,330 --> 01:11:50,210
but I'm not going to use it right now. I will say that you

1068
01:11:50,710 --> 01:11:54,210
are going to find a lot less magic in this world now. Does that

1069
01:11:54,710 --> 01:11:58,690
include buffalo gun curses? Because I feel like now

1070
01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:02,590
you still feel like. Yeah, I think the buffalo gun curses.

1071
01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:06,020
People curse. That's a. Like we made

1072
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:10,020
something too powerful for ourselves. It's complicated. Yeah. How do

1073
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:14,460
you feel, Saoirse? Like. Cuz I. I think that the

1074
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:18,500
Banshee is from a different continent. So what

1075
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:22,260
do you think is happening there? Sorry? There was some sort of salesman at

1076
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,780
our door at 9pm what was he telling? I don't know. I didn't ask.

1077
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,500
I just shut the door in his face. What does one buy at 9pm?

1078
01:12:28,740 --> 01:12:31,310
I don't know, it's. It's a. It's bizarre.

1079
01:12:32,350 --> 01:12:35,150
Pest control is my guess. Vacuum cleaners?

1080
01:12:36,030 --> 01:12:39,150
Yeah. Didn't ask. I asked if I was selling something. He said yes

1081
01:12:39,650 --> 01:12:42,830
and I said goodbye. That's weird.

1082
01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:46,510
It's very strange. Yeah. I thought it was a lost teenager trying to find

1083
01:12:47,010 --> 01:12:50,110
next door, but Greta, it could have been drugs. You know What?

1084
01:12:50,350 --> 01:12:53,790
Yeah. Wait, come back. I don't

1085
01:12:54,290 --> 01:12:56,910
trust teenagers with drugs. Yeah, yeah, that's fair.

1086
01:12:57,870 --> 01:13:01,230
In Portland, that's up to the 40 year olds. They probably just had Mormonism.

1087
01:13:02,270 --> 01:13:05,310
It could be a late night. Jehovah's Witness, but there's only one of them.

1088
01:13:05,710 --> 01:13:07,550
Anyways, speaking of the faith.

1089
01:13:08,910 --> 01:13:12,429
Yeah. Saoirse is just.

1090
01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:15,870
Just feeling really, really disconnected and settled, Ungrounded, if you

1091
01:13:16,370 --> 01:13:20,190
will. Like, she's flashing between this. This land and. And the

1092
01:13:20,690 --> 01:13:24,230
old country. All right, so I think probably what

1093
01:13:24,730 --> 01:13:28,150
we'll do with the remainder of this episode is we

1094
01:13:28,650 --> 01:13:33,110
can just like, jump forwards in time a bit for

1095
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:37,150
each of you and kind of epilogue it out

1096
01:13:37,650 --> 01:13:41,310
a little bit. So what does the near

1097
01:13:41,810 --> 01:13:45,710
future look like? Well, so I think for Saoirse, we are, like, jump forwarding.

1098
01:13:46,210 --> 01:13:49,380
Maybe, like, two minutes. Two minutes. All right. You can be the first.

1099
01:13:49,460 --> 01:13:51,060
Yeah. Sorry, guys.

1100
01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:56,020
Yeah, because it's just like, she keeps flashing between this world and a bog and

1101
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,380
this world and a bog, and it just keeps getting, like, faster and faster and

1102
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:03,580
faster until she just, like, plops down in a bog and

1103
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:06,460
it's dark and she thinks, like, gosh, this is kind of. Kind of like that

1104
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,700
time that I ended up in my backpack and it was an apple orchard,

1105
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,620
but just much smellier and colder and wetter and not very pleasant.

1106
01:14:15,690 --> 01:14:20,050
Oh, so. So soon you

1107
01:14:20,550 --> 01:14:24,170
grow accustomed to the sunshine and the not.

1108
01:14:24,670 --> 01:14:28,450
Bogginess of the new country, is it? Aye, and I'd

1109
01:14:28,950 --> 01:14:32,010
really like to go back there. Well, that sucks.

1110
01:14:32,490 --> 01:14:35,730
Like, who do you think got you there? You'd have died if it wasn't for

1111
01:14:36,230 --> 01:14:39,690
me. Who are you? Who do you think you made the deal with?

1112
01:14:39,770 --> 01:14:43,140
Do you not remember, Saoirse? I made a deal with a coyote?

1113
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:45,460
That's before the coyote deal.

1114
01:14:47,140 --> 01:14:49,940
Don't remember. No, no, let me remind you.

1115
01:14:50,180 --> 01:14:53,460
Your family dying of some sort of horrible affliction.

1116
01:14:53,780 --> 01:14:57,700
You in a river. Ah, I'm so sad.

1117
01:14:58,100 --> 01:15:01,940
My family and my husband are dying of plague. I need help.

1118
01:15:02,740 --> 01:15:06,380
Did you get help from. I do maybe remember

1119
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:10,750
getting some help from a banshee bisexual Irish spirit.

1120
01:15:10,910 --> 01:15:14,190
Yes, yes, there you go. Yes, but my family still died,

1121
01:15:14,690 --> 01:15:17,950
didn't they? Well, later. Yeah, but not of the plague.

1122
01:15:18,830 --> 01:15:21,790
No, but, like, just one year later of a different plague. Right.

1123
01:15:22,290 --> 01:15:25,990
Lack of potatoes. Yeah, but, like, what can we do about that? I can't

1124
01:15:26,490 --> 01:15:29,910
make potatoes. You kidding me? I'm not the

1125
01:15:30,410 --> 01:15:34,120
small God of potatoes. Who can call that bastard?

1126
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:35,880
It's just Guy Fieri.

1127
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:40,360
I mean, so. So what do you want, then?

1128
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,960
Why am I here? You visit. Oh, is that.

1129
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:50,360
How incredibly rude. Look, you come to my house,

1130
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:54,760
your shoes on, in my box, no less,

1131
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:57,960
and you're asking me what I want? I don't know. You're here,

1132
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:01,410
you're in my house. Like, what do you want? There really is a theme in

1133
01:16:01,910 --> 01:16:05,250
this, in this whole campaign of just Women in wet places. You don't know what

1134
01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:09,130
it's about. This one's just much colder than a hot tub though.

1135
01:16:10,490 --> 01:16:13,770
That's. I don't pretend to know what that means.

1136
01:16:13,850 --> 01:16:17,250
I'm not privy to all your adventures. Nor those of Boolar Aberdeen. That was just

1137
01:16:17,750 --> 01:16:18,970
to me. That was just a comment to myself.

1138
01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:24,090
So yeah, I didn't call you here. I mean, you're carrying me for sure.

1139
01:16:24,890 --> 01:16:28,190
Well, then why won't you let me be? Why wouldn't I let you

1140
01:16:28,690 --> 01:16:32,150
be? I look after you. I take over whenever you stop paying

1141
01:16:32,650 --> 01:16:33,670
attention, you daft wench.

1142
01:16:37,670 --> 01:16:41,550
Well, maybe. Maybe I stopped paying attention because I. You're just bopping around

1143
01:16:42,050 --> 01:16:45,510
my brain. Oh, I'm to blame for your lack of attention?

1144
01:16:47,190 --> 01:16:51,190
Can you crawl upside down over cave walls? Is that something you're possessed

1145
01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:55,040
of the ability to do? You know, that's bug

1146
01:16:55,540 --> 01:16:58,400
magic. Sticky,

1147
01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:02,600
sticky bug magic. Look, we both

1148
01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:06,520
know what this is about. Do we? Yeah,

1149
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:10,080
we both know what it's about. We want to be cool, independent women.

1150
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:14,000
Is this about the patriarchy? It's about killing the patriarchy. Oh, okay,

1151
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:17,440
okay. You're starting to starting to speak my language. I mean,

1152
01:17:18,010 --> 01:17:21,970
I'm a hot lady spirit that you encountered in a

1153
01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:25,850
river and promised to save your family for a terrible, terrible price.

1154
01:17:26,330 --> 01:17:29,330
Like, how do you think that I attained this level of power? Is obviously drowned

1155
01:17:29,830 --> 01:17:30,570
by some sort of man in the past.

1156
01:17:33,690 --> 01:17:36,650
How do women in Ireland die? Drowned by men in a bar.

1157
01:17:38,810 --> 01:17:42,530
So I think the

1158
01:17:43,030 --> 01:17:46,670
thing that we need to agree on here is. You know those priests

1159
01:17:47,170 --> 01:17:49,790
who promised that they could save you from me? They did.

1160
01:17:50,190 --> 01:17:52,990
That's why I went on this God forsaken journey. Right. You gotta choose a sword.

1161
01:17:53,630 --> 01:17:57,350
Either you do do this, and you can

1162
01:17:57,850 --> 01:18:00,310
go back and take the relic or whatever they promised you. I don't know.

1163
01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:03,310
And then they can try and cast me out and they'll fail because they're weak

1164
01:18:03,810 --> 01:18:07,590
men. Or you can join me and we'll kill all the priests in

1165
01:18:08,090 --> 01:18:11,630
America and then I will have my vengeance

1166
01:18:13,300 --> 01:18:16,900
in this life for the next. Were you killed by a priest? I don't

1167
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:21,060
know. Who remembers? Priest, man in a dress.

1168
01:18:21,140 --> 01:18:24,660
Same. Same. Exactly. I mean,

1169
01:18:25,860 --> 01:18:28,460
you say that I still owe you, or are we gonna be like equals in

1170
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,900
this endeavor? I'm not saying you owe me. Just saying, like, you've only got two

1171
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,220
options. And one of them involves you listening to what men tell you to do.

1172
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,860
And the other one involves you being absolute bad bitch.

1173
01:18:40,970 --> 01:18:44,370
What if we come to a deal? What's the deal? What if we both Kind

1174
01:18:44,870 --> 01:18:48,570
of like, what if we both join the helm?

1175
01:18:49,210 --> 01:18:52,730
What if we. What's your. What's your agenda? I mean.

1176
01:18:53,230 --> 01:18:57,530
I mean, I'm providing a very strong guiding philosophy for this partnership.

1177
01:18:57,690 --> 01:19:00,810
What are you suggesting? I don't really

1178
01:19:01,310 --> 01:19:04,170
want to go on another killing rampage. I was just at the beck and call

1179
01:19:04,670 --> 01:19:07,250
of a small dog. I'm not saying we just. I'm not saying we just do

1180
01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:11,170
killing. I'm saying along the way, if we have the opportunity,

1181
01:19:11,670 --> 01:19:15,130
we just kill some men in authority. But you can do all of your dancing

1182
01:19:15,630 --> 01:19:19,050
and whatnot. Okay? Okay. I like it. The dancing's fun.

1183
01:19:19,370 --> 01:19:22,730
You enjoy the dancing. I love the dancing. Okay, well, I'm glad you appreciate.

1184
01:19:25,210 --> 01:19:28,330
Yeah, the dance is great. I guess it's really close to an authority.

1185
01:19:28,810 --> 01:19:32,770
You also replaced the patriarch figurehead of a major religion.

1186
01:19:33,270 --> 01:19:36,370
A female pig, right? Yeah, he did. That was grand. But.

1187
01:19:36,870 --> 01:19:38,770
But I did. I didn't have to kill anyone to do it. There was no

1188
01:19:39,270 --> 01:19:42,850
martyr. And not just a pig. Like a really anarchistic

1189
01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:46,930
pig. Okay, how about this?

1190
01:19:47,010 --> 01:19:50,650
Yeah, right. How about this? I join your

1191
01:19:51,150 --> 01:19:54,530
journey as I want, but no more taking over my body.

1192
01:19:55,010 --> 01:19:58,410
I mean, you know, if you think that women should be in

1193
01:19:58,910 --> 01:20:02,170
charge of themselves and their own bodies, then no more of that.

1194
01:20:02,670 --> 01:20:05,490
It's not very consensual. All right, that's fair enough. As long as you agree that

1195
01:20:05,990 --> 01:20:10,290
you will maintain your concentration 100% of the time. Fine. I'll stop being distracted

1196
01:20:11,330 --> 01:20:13,890
and maybe I'll consider. Stop falling asleep at the table.

1197
01:20:14,930 --> 01:20:18,850
And if you do, I will look after you. Can you

1198
01:20:19,350 --> 01:20:21,170
just walk me back to bed and let me go? Just tuck me in?

1199
01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:24,020
Well, sure, but you were in a cave. You know, most of these times when

1200
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:28,060
I took over your body, you're in a perilous situation. Okay, fair point.

1201
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:31,500
Fair point. Yeah, but if you're, like, in bed, yes, certainly, I'll let you.

1202
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,460
Let you sleep. But there's not been a lot of that. You must admit.

1203
01:20:34,780 --> 01:20:37,900
You may get yourself in all kinds of mischief. It's nothing compared to the

1204
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:42,260
mischief we're gonna accomplish together. That's true. And I would also suggest maybe break up

1205
01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:46,180
with this party of yours. They're not good for you. They. They're getting into all

1206
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:50,460
kinds of dangers and whatnot. And I'm not sure they've really accomplished anything

1207
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:54,820
of any great means whatsoever. Really? Yeah, I mean, one of the. One of

1208
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:57,500
them's also founded a competing religion for our peg. Man,

1209
01:20:58,540 --> 01:21:01,580
I'm not sure I like that It's a sister religion.

1210
01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:06,460
Are we good? I Mean,

1211
01:21:08,140 --> 01:21:11,540
maybe, but you know, in an effort

1212
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:14,110
to kind of like. I don't really like this. What do you call it?

1213
01:21:14,610 --> 01:21:16,950
Schism of personality within one body. Okay,

1214
01:21:17,830 --> 01:21:21,990
maybe we should. We should recite a poem together that will help

1215
01:21:22,490 --> 01:21:25,630
us to join as one mind. All right, well, you do that and I'll

1216
01:21:26,130 --> 01:21:29,430
help out if I can. If I can do it,

1217
01:21:30,070 --> 01:21:33,950
sure. Why don't I share with you

1218
01:21:34,450 --> 01:21:37,790
this poem? I mean, I can't have an airplane mode open

1219
01:21:38,290 --> 01:21:40,550
there. You're still on Wi fi. Oh, that's true.

1220
01:21:41,270 --> 01:21:44,270
I can't. I can guess. Okay. Okay. I think you should also send it to

1221
01:21:44,770 --> 01:21:47,830
me so we can have all three voices. Stay out of it,

1222
01:21:48,330 --> 01:21:51,830
Reed. All right.

1223
01:21:51,910 --> 01:21:54,710
Oh, this is noise. Okay, so how do you want to share this?

1224
01:21:56,070 --> 01:22:00,190
Well, I think. I think I'm

1225
01:22:00,690 --> 01:22:04,470
gonna start with first. The first stanza. All right. And when's. Which one's re

1226
01:22:04,970 --> 01:22:08,150
going to do? Maybe you

1227
01:22:08,650 --> 01:22:10,790
can do the third one. All right. Okay, so I'll do the second one.

1228
01:22:11,290 --> 01:22:14,310
Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, go ahead. One second, one second. I need to share

1229
01:22:14,950 --> 01:22:16,710
improvisational storytelling.

1230
01:22:17,830 --> 01:22:21,510
You know, it can only get you so far. You need some structure.

1231
01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:24,870
And that's what this character provides is structure and not anarchy.

1232
01:22:25,350 --> 01:22:28,470
All right, go ahead.

1233
01:22:28,710 --> 01:22:32,090
Closes her eyes. Go ahead with your wee poem. She sinks her hands into

1234
01:22:32,590 --> 01:22:34,490
the mud, brings it up to her.

1235
01:22:35,290 --> 01:22:38,570
Her, you know,

1236
01:22:38,890 --> 01:22:42,130
like. Like eyes. Easy now. That feels awful. Like the

1237
01:22:42,630 --> 01:22:46,250
religion of Holes and kind of just like smells it. Uh huh.

1238
01:22:46,649 --> 01:22:50,250
And it smells like home. Is that bog mud? And she begins.

1239
01:22:51,370 --> 01:22:55,010
They bound my tongue in holy chain, Made weapons of

1240
01:22:55,510 --> 01:22:59,540
my ancient pain. But Ireland's grief cannot be owned by cross

1241
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:03,460
or collar, pope or throne. So run ye piggy

1242
01:23:03,620 --> 01:23:06,820
through arganpine. My banshee's voice can

1243
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:10,860
be thine. United, your bullets will fly sure. Two broken

1244
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:15,140
things joined, our enemies deterred. Come, sister spirit

1245
01:23:15,300 --> 01:23:19,100
bound to pain. We are united. We are

1246
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:23,070
united. The words that

1247
01:23:23,570 --> 01:23:28,550
lies beneath the bed it's

1248
01:23:29,050 --> 01:23:33,070
never allowed to show. Pat, my angel

1249
01:23:33,570 --> 01:23:37,470
husband. We do not wail

1250
01:23:37,790 --> 01:23:41,310
because we're lost. We wail so others know the cost.

1251
01:23:42,190 --> 01:23:42,830
And when.

1252
01:23:46,590 --> 01:23:50,610
And when your stars finally a fall, finally still

1253
01:23:51,170 --> 01:23:53,730
our song will echo on the hill.

1254
01:23:54,690 --> 01:23:58,090
That's a nice poem you got there. Oh, thank you. I liked

1255
01:24:00,890 --> 01:24:01,490
was precious.

1256
01:24:04,690 --> 01:24:07,970
Thank you. I wrote it after last session. I was thinking how to do.

1257
01:24:08,470 --> 01:24:12,050
How was it gonna end this up? Anyways, that's what Sergio did over the next

1258
01:24:12,550 --> 01:24:15,490
five minutes. Grateful.

1259
01:24:15,990 --> 01:24:18,290
I feel like that's all nicely resolved. Grand.

1260
01:24:19,410 --> 01:24:20,450
Who wants to go next?

1261
01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:26,130
Beulah. So this Beulah,

1262
01:24:26,630 --> 01:24:29,930
it's a Little further in the future, but not much further is Reid's voice also

1263
01:24:30,430 --> 01:24:33,090
going to feature? But that's the baby.

1264
01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:39,130
So Beulah is sitting

1265
01:24:39,630 --> 01:24:43,490
with Bobby, and Beulah's holding her sheriff badge.

1266
01:24:43,570 --> 01:24:46,050
Her father's sheriff bag out to Pickles.

1267
01:24:47,330 --> 01:24:50,210
Baby, she'll wanna give that Pickle.

1268
01:24:50,530 --> 01:24:54,050
Well, you always lie with it. How else are we gonna tell Pa? I mean,

1269
01:24:54,370 --> 01:24:57,930
assuming this works. I mean, can't we just go to grave or something? We gotta

1270
01:24:58,430 --> 01:25:01,890
go through fucking Pickles. I mean, his grave.

1271
01:25:02,210 --> 01:25:05,820
Sure. He's kind of a cheese pervert. I mean. Yeah, yeah.

1272
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:09,740
Well, I did promise him some cheese after he did this. God damn it.

1273
01:25:10,060 --> 01:25:13,460
I mean. Hey, you know best, baby. Yeah. And it'll be quick. I promise.

1274
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:17,260
I promise. Okay. Okay, Pickles, let's see if

1275
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:21,420
this works. All right. You got that Pecorino Romano you promised me?

1276
01:25:21,580 --> 01:25:24,980
Yep, yep. I sure do. I sure. But only. You only get

1277
01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:28,860
it if this works. Okay. I mean, you know, I don't like doing this sort

1278
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:31,740
of thing too often. It kind of can get a little freaky, but for you,

1279
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:35,120
I'll make it happen. Oh, thanks. And you pass over the

1280
01:25:35,620 --> 01:25:38,920
badge. Yep. Yep. I think Tom has historically

1281
01:25:39,420 --> 01:25:42,560
been the voice for pa, and that seems reasonable to pass over to you,

1282
01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:45,960
even though it's Pickles. Oh, okay. Okay. Poggles?

1283
01:25:46,460 --> 01:25:50,200
Yeah. Is that you, little sugar?

1284
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:54,520
Pa? Is that. Is that really you? I swear to God,

1285
01:25:55,020 --> 01:25:57,970
I got shot and died. Well,

1286
01:25:58,610 --> 01:26:01,890
you did, but I. I got good news for you. Well,

1287
01:26:02,390 --> 01:26:05,650
I hope you kill those. I sure did. Well, I didn't get.

1288
01:26:06,150 --> 01:26:08,890
That is my girl. I did. I didn't get the final blow on. On all

1289
01:26:09,390 --> 01:26:12,210
of them, but at least one of them. I. I did. I did pretty well.

1290
01:26:12,710 --> 01:26:15,690
Tell me how they died and spend no detail. Oh, my gosh.

1291
01:26:16,190 --> 01:26:20,130
Well, okay, so. So one. One was shot

1292
01:26:20,630 --> 01:26:22,450
right in the middle of the street. It was. It was a. It was a

1293
01:26:22,950 --> 01:26:27,210
big old standoff. And a guy who shot him, the gun made him really

1294
01:26:27,710 --> 01:26:31,490
feel bad about himself. How bad? Real bad. Like he wanted to kill himself

1295
01:26:31,990 --> 01:26:35,130
then, but he didn't. And that's how you're here. Okay. Yeah.

1296
01:26:35,630 --> 01:26:39,930
Yeah. Another guy literally got eaten by a werewolf. Well, a wolf. The wolf.

1297
01:26:41,210 --> 01:26:44,570
That was. That was pretty crazy. A swelling hole.

1298
01:26:45,130 --> 01:26:47,890
I think there was at least one bot in there. Yeah, There's a lot of

1299
01:26:48,390 --> 01:26:52,050
blood. Yep. That sounds like good vengeance. Yep. And then what

1300
01:26:52,550 --> 01:26:55,770
about the third one? The third one? I mean, it was a pretty traditional killing.

1301
01:26:56,270 --> 01:26:58,050
We all. We all kind of chipped in a little bit on that one.

1302
01:26:58,550 --> 01:27:00,850
Tore his face off. Did he get his eyes torn out? Well. Oh, well,

1303
01:27:01,350 --> 01:27:04,810
he did get his eyes torn out, yeah. By. By our.

1304
01:27:05,130 --> 01:27:08,450
Our little creature friend. The only thing

1305
01:27:08,950 --> 01:27:11,450
I was ever, ever worried about with you, Bula, was that you were gonna be

1306
01:27:11,950 --> 01:27:15,250
too kind for this world. That you would not be able to exercise justice and

1307
01:27:15,750 --> 01:27:19,190
vengeance with. With Jew ferocity. But I see now that I was

1308
01:27:19,690 --> 01:27:22,910
wrong. You are truly your father's daughter. Oh, well. And Paul got.

1309
01:27:23,410 --> 01:27:25,870
I've got even more good news for you. Well,

1310
01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:30,590
see this guy, this gentleman sitting next to me? Well, he's my

1311
01:27:31,090 --> 01:27:34,350
husband. And. Well, I'm having his baby. Is he a good

1312
01:27:34,850 --> 01:27:38,190
boy? Yeah, I say he's pretty good boy. He. He's got a good

1313
01:27:38,690 --> 01:27:41,030
mind on him. And. And he does what I say. And he wants to take

1314
01:27:41,530 --> 01:27:45,320
care of me. How's he at protecting the family?

1315
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:48,040
Well, you know, I think I'm going to do a lot of that protecting.

1316
01:27:48,540 --> 01:27:51,600
But. But he's. He's going to cook some good meals and do some good mining.

1317
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:55,080
Will he do his part? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what I would have left

1318
01:27:55,580 --> 01:27:57,960
him or killed him a while ago if not. And you still can.

1319
01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:01,000
That's right. That's what I tell him. Sorry, Bobby.

1320
01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:05,000
Always can. Which sounds like you're

1321
01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:09,480
in pretty good shape. Yeah. Well. And. And Paul, I gotta ask you. I came

1322
01:28:09,980 --> 01:28:13,840
across this. This woman in a hot spring who

1323
01:28:14,340 --> 01:28:16,560
claimed she was my mother. Oh,

1324
01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:24,160
yeah. So we weren't what you might call technically married

1325
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:28,840
in the eyes of the Lord. It was a sort of common

1326
01:28:29,340 --> 01:28:33,200
law situation. Oh. All right. Yep. As in she dragged

1327
01:28:33,700 --> 01:28:37,160
me into her Treasure Hollow and there I remained for some

1328
01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:41,440
time. She did. She was very demanding

1329
01:28:41,940 --> 01:28:44,800
of me to stay, but I had some other things to take care of.

1330
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:48,240
How did you get out? Well, I told her I was

1331
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:50,560
gonna hold my breath until I died.

1332
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:56,840
I love you so much. Well, it worked. But she does know

1333
01:28:57,340 --> 01:28:59,640
that I'm pregnant. She's actually the one who told me. And she did tell me

1334
01:29:00,140 --> 01:29:03,210
to go back and show her the baby, but I. I don't know. Do you

1335
01:29:03,710 --> 01:29:08,090
think I should? I think it's. It's okay.

1336
01:29:08,590 --> 01:29:11,970
But you need a strategy for that because I. She will try and keep

1337
01:29:12,470 --> 01:29:15,850
you in that treasure haul. Yeah, she tried to do it to me. She tried

1338
01:29:16,350 --> 01:29:18,330
to do it to you. She tried to do it that baby. But like,

1339
01:29:18,730 --> 01:29:22,170
you were smart. I actually did a similar thing. It wasn't a breath holding situation,

1340
01:29:22,670 --> 01:29:26,080
but I. I told her that she would. Maybe I'm.

1341
01:29:26,630 --> 01:29:29,950
I'm not gonna tell you exactly, but I held A certain something over her

1342
01:29:30,450 --> 01:29:33,350
head and said she wasn't gonna get no more of it.

1343
01:29:36,870 --> 01:29:40,950
Why didn't you just tell me that my mama was so special?

1344
01:29:41,030 --> 01:29:44,150
Some kind of mountain spirit hussy? Yeah, well,

1345
01:29:44,550 --> 01:29:47,830
you were getting bullied by the local children enough. I thought

1346
01:29:48,330 --> 01:29:51,590
that that might cause even more bullying. I guess that's fair.

1347
01:29:52,090 --> 01:29:55,200
Yeah, that's. It's kind of hard to even wrap my head around now. And I've

1348
01:29:55,700 --> 01:29:58,920
seen her. Yeah, I also thought maybe you would.

1349
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:03,480
I thought maybe you'd be upset that you'd ask, like,

1350
01:30:03,980 --> 01:30:06,400
oh, why doesn't my mama love me? That kind of thing. Why isn't she here?

1351
01:30:06,900 --> 01:30:10,280
Well, like, she. She sure does love me, that's for sure. Oh, she loves you.

1352
01:30:10,780 --> 01:30:13,920
She just can't leave a Treasure Hollow. Yeah, well, not I understandably.

1353
01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:17,720
So that's why she wants me there, too. And the baby. Right. And now I'm

1354
01:30:18,220 --> 01:30:20,690
so glad you know this and we can have this kind of conversation for a

1355
01:30:21,190 --> 01:30:24,450
position of information, because I. Before, as a child, you would not have been able

1356
01:30:24,950 --> 01:30:28,170
to understand this. No. No. And I'm a full grown adult now. I'm in

1357
01:30:28,670 --> 01:30:31,810
my mid-20s. You've only got a

1358
01:30:32,310 --> 01:30:35,810
few years left. I know, I know. I gotta do my best raising this baby.

1359
01:30:36,310 --> 01:30:39,250
Yep. Right before I die. Before you inevitably die.

1360
01:30:40,130 --> 01:30:43,250
Yep. From scurvy. But I tell you what,

1361
01:30:43,750 --> 01:30:47,490
Pa, I might not be following in your foot tracks when it comes to

1362
01:30:47,770 --> 01:30:51,650
being a formal sheriff and all, but I do think I'm gonna be using

1363
01:30:52,150 --> 01:30:54,650
that gun to get rid of some bad people in this world.

1364
01:30:56,330 --> 01:30:59,930
The important thing about power and

1365
01:31:00,090 --> 01:31:04,250
weapons is that you use them as just however you

1366
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:08,930
think best. I always found that served

1367
01:31:09,430 --> 01:31:12,530
me in good stead. And you seem like you got a fine head on your

1368
01:31:13,030 --> 01:31:15,960
shoulders, Billy. So you just shoot whoever you think needs shooting. You know, so far,

1369
01:31:16,460 --> 01:31:19,440
I don't think I've shot the wrong person. Yep. All right.

1370
01:31:19,940 --> 01:31:23,200
Well, you taught me well. You know, I taught a few men how to

1371
01:31:23,700 --> 01:31:26,120
shoot, even, and they've. I think they've been pretty impressed. Have they shot the right

1372
01:31:26,620 --> 01:31:30,320
people? Well, you could say that, as they might not

1373
01:31:30,820 --> 01:31:33,720
have lived very long to shoot many other people, but. Well, a lot of people

1374
01:31:34,220 --> 01:31:37,520
don't. Yeah. Yeah, but I taught them how, and they were very pretty pleased

1375
01:31:38,020 --> 01:31:41,130
with it. I'm proud of you. Yeah? Yeah. Well, what you gonna call that,

1376
01:31:41,630 --> 01:31:44,650
baby? Yo. Well, you know what? I don't know if it's a boy or a

1377
01:31:45,150 --> 01:31:48,210
girl, but I was thinking, if it's a. If it's a girl, I'm gonna call

1378
01:31:48,370 --> 01:31:51,810
her Grace because I know maybe Grace

1379
01:31:52,310 --> 01:31:56,050
wasn't my real ma's name, but this is the idea of it.

1380
01:31:56,450 --> 01:32:00,050
Honestly, I don't know your real mom's name, so it may well be. Well.

1381
01:32:00,210 --> 01:32:03,850
Well, maybe. Maybe if I show her the baby, I'll ask her and we'll rename

1382
01:32:04,350 --> 01:32:08,150
her and give her a nickname. My guess is it's probably something unpronounceable. But I

1383
01:32:08,650 --> 01:32:12,110
was thinking if it was a boy, I'd name him Pa. Yep.

1384
01:32:13,070 --> 01:32:17,310
Just like my name. Just after you.

1385
01:32:18,190 --> 01:32:21,470
That's real sweet. I appreciate will be

1386
01:32:21,970 --> 01:32:25,390
a source of great comfort to me here down in the gray and agonizing afterworld.

1387
01:32:25,550 --> 01:32:28,990
Oh, well, I don't want to hear nothing about that. No spoilers.

1388
01:32:30,030 --> 01:32:33,440
No spoilers. You'll know sp soon enough. Yeah, well. And I

1389
01:32:33,940 --> 01:32:36,880
don't know how often I can do this, but you are technically my new friend,

1390
01:32:37,380 --> 01:32:40,080
Pickles. But I.

1391
01:32:40,320 --> 01:32:44,040
I wanted to let you know that I've. I've served

1392
01:32:44,540 --> 01:32:48,039
you and. And I hope you're proud. I'm very proud of you. You gained

1393
01:32:48,539 --> 01:32:52,120
vengeance. You're a powerful woman, and you have a child. What more can

1394
01:32:52,620 --> 01:32:56,280
I ask him next time? Next, I'm off to St. Louis for

1395
01:32:56,780 --> 01:33:01,480
my honeymoon. Oh, my. Well, don't get your head down about all of that luxury

1396
01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:06,320
technology. I don't plan on it. Some. Some say they got

1397
01:33:06,820 --> 01:33:10,600
moving pictures that's full of the devil. Outrageous.

1398
01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:16,440
Well, Bye, Boola. I love you, Pa. Talk to

1399
01:33:16,940 --> 01:33:17,720
me again soon. I will.

1400
01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:23,400
So how to go? Oh,

1401
01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:26,840
it's so weird talking to you after I, you know,

1402
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:29,800
talk to him. You don't. You don't hear any of that.

1403
01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:36,600
I mean, yeah, I kind of heard your whole saying. It was nice.

1404
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:38,920
Yeah. I think we left off on a good.

1405
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:42,040
On a good. Good parting.

1406
01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:46,120
Yeah, I don't.

1407
01:33:46,620 --> 01:33:48,970
I don't know how much. How many more times I'm gonna be able to.

1408
01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:52,560
To do that, Beulah. Like, I'll. I'll hold on if

1409
01:33:53,060 --> 01:33:56,920
that's what you need for me, but I. I can't

1410
01:33:57,420 --> 01:34:00,440
be doing this shore Shang. When I'm. When I'm back with the family. I.

1411
01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:04,400
I understand. I. I just needed at least that one time to tone

1412
01:34:04,900 --> 01:34:08,240
that out. I took care of the people who. Who got him. And I've got

1413
01:34:08,740 --> 01:34:10,960
a bright future ahead of me. All right.

1414
01:34:12,640 --> 01:34:16,290
You take care of that woman, Bobby. God,

1415
01:34:16,790 --> 01:34:19,370
I'm sure I will, Mr. Pickles. I'm gonna kill you. If you don't,

1416
01:34:20,250 --> 01:34:23,490
as rightly you should. I mean, she probably gonna kill you if you don't

1417
01:34:23,990 --> 01:34:26,210
I'll kill him. I'll kill him if you don't look, either she's gonna kill me,

1418
01:34:26,710 --> 01:34:30,010
you're gonna kill me. Or the world's gonna kill me. That's life.

1419
01:34:30,890 --> 01:34:34,130
Maybe a mining oxygen, something to aspire to. Yeah,

1420
01:34:34,630 --> 01:34:37,610
maybe just mercury poisoning. There's so many causes of death.

1421
01:34:39,130 --> 01:34:42,340
Yeah, but I've shot a child now.

1422
01:34:42,500 --> 01:34:46,140
Little Pa, Little Pa. I look forward to

1423
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:49,540
meeting a little tack. Yeah, as do we all. If we are able to live

1424
01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:53,500
that long. Eight more months. Yep. One can

1425
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,580
only hope. All right, so who wants to connect?

1426
01:34:59,540 --> 01:35:03,020
I think after that meeting with Beulah

1427
01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:07,420
and Pa, I go to Coyote

1428
01:35:10,140 --> 01:35:12,540
show Coyote.

1429
01:35:14,620 --> 01:35:18,500
It's been kind of a rough munch. I just can't get

1430
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:22,540
over the. All the murder and I. Well, one of

1431
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:26,700
the murders I feel pretty good about, but the other one, Von Steen,

1432
01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:30,660
he was just, like. He was just a good dude. And I can't stop replaying

1433
01:35:31,160 --> 01:35:34,620
that over and over. What do you mean? Falcon bug? Yeah, that Falkenberg. That one.

1434
01:35:34,780 --> 01:35:37,660
It's all messed up in my head. It's.

1435
01:35:38,620 --> 01:35:41,940
I just can't keep replaying that. It's all I can

1436
01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:45,020
see when I go to bed at night. It's the first thing I think about

1437
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:48,340
when I wake up in the morning. And that's not. That's not how things are

1438
01:35:48,840 --> 01:35:52,380
supposed to be there. I mean, Peach and PETA and all

1439
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:55,180
the rest of them are still out there. And.

1440
01:35:55,980 --> 01:35:59,170
I mean, I need to go see him, but I don't

1441
01:35:59,670 --> 01:36:02,730
think I. I can. Or, you know,

1442
01:36:03,130 --> 01:36:05,890
I don't think I'm the person they need me to be. I don't think all

1443
01:36:06,390 --> 01:36:08,810
of you can. Yeah, that too.

1444
01:36:09,290 --> 01:36:12,330
Like, I just want to be pickles for them, you know?

1445
01:36:13,690 --> 01:36:17,170
I can't have Cliff and Maxwell Danger

1446
01:36:17,670 --> 01:36:21,170
and Palomina and any other random people I

1447
01:36:21,670 --> 01:36:24,520
pick up along the journey to New Orleans.

1448
01:36:25,020 --> 01:36:27,800
Like, I just need to be pickles for them, you know?

1449
01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:33,480
Can you. Can you fix me? Well, I can take

1450
01:36:33,980 --> 01:36:37,560
everything I've given you. You're going to lose it at some point anyway.

1451
01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:41,400
It's not going to stay here. Yeah, what. What about just

1452
01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:44,720
things that you. You haven't given me because I kind of showed up with some

1453
01:36:45,220 --> 01:36:48,280
weird stuff before. Before I even met you. It's true.

1454
01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:52,080
It's true, Cuz, like, you took, like, bear's skin and

1455
01:36:53,280 --> 01:36:57,360
that possum's pouch

1456
01:36:57,860 --> 01:37:01,160
that you just never given back. I mean, at least you gave bear skin

1457
01:37:01,660 --> 01:37:04,320
back. But that possum's got to be, like, miserable right about now with nowhere to

1458
01:37:04,820 --> 01:37:08,440
carry them babies. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard. And they're all on her

1459
01:37:08,940 --> 01:37:12,160
back. That sounds exhausted. It looks really bad,

1460
01:37:12,660 --> 01:37:15,880
but I really need the pocket. So it's. Yeah, it's been really useful, honestly.

1461
01:37:16,990 --> 01:37:20,910
But I don't know that I can take

1462
01:37:21,410 --> 01:37:25,310
it from you. I think that we could work towards getting rid of everybody,

1463
01:37:25,810 --> 01:37:28,430
but I don't know that I can take away your guilt.

1464
01:37:30,670 --> 01:37:32,109
That's like the worst one.

1465
01:37:34,590 --> 01:37:38,030
I think it might be Palomina. But for now,

1466
01:37:38,670 --> 01:37:41,410
let's smoke a cigarette and try to resolve it.

1467
01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:44,880
Cliff. All right. It's gonna take some time. Let's do

1468
01:37:45,380 --> 01:37:48,520
it. And I take out the cigarette case.

1469
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:53,480
And Cliff, no longer a werewolf, I think,

1470
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:57,400
comes out. Oh, my horrible broken bones.

1471
01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:02,840
Don't shoot me in the face, please.

1472
01:38:03,340 --> 01:38:06,520
Mason. No. I don't even

1473
01:38:07,020 --> 01:38:10,200
feel bad. I think over time,

1474
01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:15,400
like, I. I think it maybe takes a few weeks for them but like Pickles

1475
01:38:15,900 --> 01:38:19,600
and Coyote visit Cliff's grave and sort of talk

1476
01:38:20,100 --> 01:38:24,160
him down. They take Maxwell

1477
01:38:24,660 --> 01:38:28,560
Danger's sword back up the mountain and

1478
01:38:29,060 --> 01:38:32,040
put it back with his bones. Who else do we have?

1479
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:35,360
I feel like the. The spirit you

1480
01:38:35,860 --> 01:38:39,200
could kind of from a distance consult on. This would be snake. Yeah.

1481
01:38:39,840 --> 01:38:43,280
Yeah. So. Yep. Well,

1482
01:38:44,160 --> 01:38:47,040
it's gonna be a tough one. It's gonna be pretty hard.

1483
01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:51,440
There's a lot of work on this kind of thing. It's gonna be painful,

1484
01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:55,680
I think. You think Pickles can do it? Do you think maybe Pickles

1485
01:38:56,180 --> 01:38:59,360
should just hang on to her? I mean, if wants to

1486
01:38:59,860 --> 01:39:03,440
feel terrible forever. Just the one. Which one? Palomina.

1487
01:39:03,940 --> 01:39:07,280
Palomina. Palomina is the horniest. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'd be worried,

1488
01:39:07,780 --> 01:39:11,760
a little bit worried about Pickle's marriage with that could

1489
01:39:12,260 --> 01:39:16,040
improve. Palmina is so horny. Palmina is so horny. I think.

1490
01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:19,720
What. What do you suggest we just rip them all out?

1491
01:39:20,280 --> 01:39:24,520
He's already in a lot of emotional pain, and that's the

1492
01:39:25,020 --> 01:39:28,520
simplest. It's going to hurt, though. Do you think you

1493
01:39:29,020 --> 01:39:32,040
can take it? Oh, yeah. I've got plenty of corks.

1494
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:35,440
Hey. Well then take

1495
01:39:35,940 --> 01:39:39,880
it away. Okay. Pickles. So I don't

1496
01:39:40,380 --> 01:39:42,760
think Palomina is going to come out. So we're either going to have to rip

1497
01:39:43,260 --> 01:39:47,720
her out or make a bargain with her. What. What's ripping her out entail?

1498
01:39:48,200 --> 01:39:52,080
And what does that spell for? For my future.

1499
01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:56,720
The coyote smiles and you see two big spiritual

1500
01:39:57,220 --> 01:40:00,880
snake fangs pop out of her gums. That is. I'm gonna bite it.

1501
01:40:01,280 --> 01:40:04,920
Oh, I. Please. You bit me once and you promised you

1502
01:40:05,420 --> 01:40:09,040
would never do it ever again. These aren't my teeth. They're in

1503
01:40:09,540 --> 01:40:12,000
your mouth. Those are your teeth as far as I'm concerned.

1504
01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:18,420
Well, I have a mirror. Maybe you could talk to Palamina.

1505
01:40:22,340 --> 01:40:26,020
Yeah, and just make a bargain. This is going to be the worst

1506
01:40:26,520 --> 01:40:30,020
thing that I'm going to do for these last 29 episodes. But by golly,

1507
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:33,780
I'm going to do it. A rural tradition. Who reserved the gym?

1508
01:40:33,860 --> 01:40:37,340
Talking to yourself as a character. I'll give you

1509
01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:38,180
two some privacy.

1510
01:40:42,180 --> 01:40:45,180
Well, hey there,

1511
01:40:45,680 --> 01:40:49,780
Mishy. Hey there,

1512
01:40:50,280 --> 01:40:53,900
Pickles. Do you make a butt

1513
01:40:54,400 --> 01:40:55,660
off your face? Yeah, exactly.

1514
01:41:00,540 --> 01:41:03,980
What can I do you for? Well,

1515
01:41:05,260 --> 01:41:08,540
you know, you're kind of popping out whenever

1516
01:41:10,140 --> 01:41:12,860
a vaguely available man shows his presence.

1517
01:41:13,020 --> 01:41:16,540
And I've got a family

1518
01:41:16,940 --> 01:41:20,620
and, and a wife and, and some kids and you

1519
01:41:21,120 --> 01:41:25,420
know, I know you've maybe got a husband still out there, unclear about his situation.

1520
01:41:25,660 --> 01:41:29,140
But like, if I'm back with Shem, I can't

1521
01:41:29,640 --> 01:41:33,020
have you taking my body and, you know,

1522
01:41:33,100 --> 01:41:36,990
whoring it around town as Willy Nilly.

1523
01:41:37,390 --> 01:41:41,230
Like, I know one. One husband,

1524
01:41:41,730 --> 01:41:45,950
one wife. Arbitrary number of non binary people. If you find non binary folks,

1525
01:41:46,350 --> 01:41:50,070
go nuts. But yeah,

1526
01:41:50,570 --> 01:41:54,670
I feel like we need to come to some sort of maybe a schedule.

1527
01:41:56,990 --> 01:41:57,390
Well,

1528
01:42:01,240 --> 01:42:04,280
it's kind of fun popping out whenever a vaguely available man

1529
01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:08,600
shows his face, because that's my type.

1530
01:42:11,480 --> 01:42:15,240
But you know, what I really enjoy is

1531
01:42:15,480 --> 01:42:19,720
being up on that stage and receiving the attention from a

1532
01:42:20,220 --> 01:42:23,600
whole theater full of man. So if

1533
01:42:24,100 --> 01:42:28,050
you can arrange some sort of drag show situation,

1534
01:42:28,210 --> 01:42:30,930
maybe, well,

1535
01:42:32,130 --> 01:42:34,130
let's call it four nights a week.

1536
01:42:38,450 --> 01:42:41,730
How many. How the hell am I supposed to, like, have a job

1537
01:42:42,230 --> 01:42:44,450
and like, see my kids if it's four nights a week? Come on now,

1538
01:42:45,490 --> 01:42:52,700
we gotta meet somewhere in the middle here. How about one absolute.

1539
01:42:52,780 --> 01:42:55,980
Absolutely not. We. We gotta have at least two. One of

1540
01:42:56,480 --> 01:43:00,540
them's a weekend. And Pickles

1541
01:43:00,620 --> 01:43:04,780
stares at himself long and hard in the mirror and says,

1542
01:43:06,060 --> 01:43:10,180
well, I suppose I can have a good

1543
01:43:10,680 --> 01:43:12,060
bit of sexy fun a couple nights a week.

1544
01:43:15,180 --> 01:43:19,100
You've got yourself a deal. When?

1545
01:43:19,600 --> 01:43:23,620
When we get back to New Orleans, we'll get you the schedule. And if

1546
01:43:24,100 --> 01:43:27,060
you want to kind of around on the journey on the way back,

1547
01:43:28,180 --> 01:43:30,340
go nudge nice.

1548
01:43:32,500 --> 01:43:36,180
And then Pickles heads back to Coyote.

1549
01:43:36,820 --> 01:43:39,900
Well, we've kind of

1550
01:43:40,400 --> 01:43:43,650
got, you know, there's that whole thing about the heart's

1551
01:43:44,150 --> 01:43:48,290
desire and like 500 bullets and stuff kind of

1552
01:43:49,330 --> 01:43:53,010
there. You could maybe make an argument on the heart's desire thing. But if

1553
01:43:53,510 --> 01:43:56,050
I'm going to make the journey back to New Orleans, I might need a.

1554
01:43:56,290 --> 01:43:59,409
Need a few bullets. I've already taken care of

1555
01:43:59,909 --> 01:44:03,170
that. Oh, now he wants bullets. He always wants bullets.

1556
01:44:06,850 --> 01:44:10,930
Coyote hands you a little bracelet and

1557
01:44:11,430 --> 01:44:13,770
it's just some woven grass and horse hair,

1558
01:44:14,570 --> 01:44:17,850
and she says, just keep that on.

1559
01:44:18,350 --> 01:44:22,290
I manage to sort of turn you and Palomina

1560
01:44:22,790 --> 01:44:26,490
into a sort of closed loop, so you shouldn't worry about anyone else sinking in.

1561
01:44:26,970 --> 01:44:30,370
Oh, well, that's honestly a relief. You can

1562
01:44:30,870 --> 01:44:33,690
just be Picklemina, Palominkles,

1563
01:44:34,330 --> 01:44:36,340
Pollicles. Old.

1564
01:44:38,820 --> 01:44:41,620
Yeah, I was never. Never one for the names.

1565
01:44:43,140 --> 01:44:46,620
Yeah, well, you and our friends are

1566
01:44:47,120 --> 01:44:49,140
not going to have to worry about Bullets again for a very long time.

1567
01:44:49,640 --> 01:44:51,460
If you recall, we ate a banker.

1568
01:44:53,700 --> 01:44:57,220
Yeah, that's true. Okay, well, I.

1569
01:44:57,700 --> 01:45:01,540
Oh, and I've already deeded the sawmill as well to

1570
01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:05,140
Beulah's baby, just for fun, because who doesn't want to

1571
01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:09,060
be a sawmiller? And then the insurance money for the burnt down

1572
01:45:09,560 --> 01:45:12,460
hotel is going to Mason and Beulah. Wow,

1573
01:45:12,960 --> 01:45:16,540
you've got a real grasp on estate

1574
01:45:17,040 --> 01:45:19,700
law. Oh, I'm very, very good at accounting.

1575
01:45:20,180 --> 01:45:23,540
All right, well, I have four pups and arrows.

1576
01:45:25,540 --> 01:45:28,380
You are one sharp doggy.

1577
01:45:28,940 --> 01:45:31,740
Thank you. So can we do, like,

1578
01:45:32,220 --> 01:45:35,500
just one final little pickle tip? Just.

1579
01:45:35,740 --> 01:45:40,140
It's like 20 minutes before you arrive home and

1580
01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:43,660
it's Peach and she's talking to her best friend and she's like,

1581
01:45:44,860 --> 01:45:48,380
well, I did not think I would see the day, but I've

1582
01:45:48,880 --> 01:45:52,720
been receiving letters from Pickles. He's on his way back here and he.

1583
01:45:52,790 --> 01:45:56,390
He says he's flush with bullets, he's safe, he's, well, I'm gonna

1584
01:45:56,890 --> 01:46:00,150
get my husband back. And she's like, well, that's just wonderful. I'm so glad you're

1585
01:46:00,650 --> 01:46:03,950
gonna be being out of Pickles. She's like, there's just one thing.

1586
01:46:04,450 --> 01:46:09,270
Pickles was. He was so conservative sexually,

1587
01:46:10,550 --> 01:46:13,270
and it was always, honestly, such a ball.

1588
01:46:13,910 --> 01:46:17,390
And I just. God, I hope that on his travels he's opened his

1589
01:46:17,890 --> 01:46:18,310
mind a little bit.

1590
01:46:20,940 --> 01:46:25,580
The door slams open and Pala

1591
01:46:26,080 --> 01:46:28,380
Pickles says, honey, I'm home.

1592
01:46:31,820 --> 01:46:35,100
There we go. Uncut. To Mason.

1593
01:46:35,660 --> 01:46:39,340
Hey, Saoirse, I got a favor to ask

1594
01:46:39,840 --> 01:46:42,820
of you. Oh, no. Do I owe another favor to someone else? Oh, no,

1595
01:46:43,320 --> 01:46:46,350
this one's a small one. I'm just trying to utilize something you already enjoyed doing

1596
01:46:46,850 --> 01:46:51,230
and something you're pretty good at. What's that? Your whole

1597
01:46:51,630 --> 01:46:55,030
set design talent. I need

1598
01:46:55,530 --> 01:46:59,350
you to make me a costume and

1599
01:46:59,850 --> 01:47:01,470
make a costume for all of my followers.

1600
01:47:09,550 --> 01:47:13,320
I thought you'd never ask. So what I want is a

1601
01:47:13,820 --> 01:47:17,720
leather turtleneck that goes way too High right up to my nose.

1602
01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:22,840
And I want some really thick black paint that

1603
01:47:23,340 --> 01:47:26,360
I'm gonna paint my eyes with. And if you. If you have it in you,

1604
01:47:26,860 --> 01:47:29,160
Saoirse, will you make me a tricorn hat?

1605
01:47:31,080 --> 01:47:34,600
Maybe I can carry around a cane that also turns into

1606
01:47:35,100 --> 01:47:38,510
kind of a whip. I'm going full

1607
01:47:39,010 --> 01:47:39,630
bloodborne, baby.

1608
01:47:43,070 --> 01:47:46,510
And then a little bit. A little bit toned down for my followers,

1609
01:47:47,470 --> 01:47:51,030
you know, maybe a hood in that black paint. All right, I really don't get

1610
01:47:51,530 --> 01:47:55,030
the reference, but, you know, I think it'll be grand. All right,

1611
01:47:55,530 --> 01:47:58,710
while you do that, I'm gonna go over to my church and I'm

1612
01:47:59,210 --> 01:48:03,030
gonna take a couple of shavings of the, you know, the pillars

1613
01:48:03,530 --> 01:48:06,660
in there, pocket some shavings, and say, hey, Petunia,

1614
01:48:06,740 --> 01:48:09,820
you want to go on a little? Well, I don't want to call it an

1615
01:48:10,320 --> 01:48:14,260
adventure, because that's not the main point of it, but it's a trek

1616
01:48:14,760 --> 01:48:18,980
across the United States, basically, to spread magic.

1617
01:48:19,060 --> 01:48:22,500
Coyote said it was going

1618
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:26,820
away, and I want to. I want to make sure that it doesn't leave people's

1619
01:48:27,320 --> 01:48:30,490
minds. Well, all right,

1620
01:48:30,970 --> 01:48:34,330
let's negotiate on this. So, holes.

1621
01:48:34,650 --> 01:48:38,130
Yes. Churches. Yep. Yes. Also, apple trees. Oh,

1622
01:48:38,630 --> 01:48:41,570
that's why I'm bringing you along. We're sister religions. Good,

1623
01:48:42,070 --> 01:48:45,810
good. So with every church, you get an orchard. Perfect. People tend the apple

1624
01:48:46,310 --> 01:48:49,570
trees. They spread them out. I love it. Nice. All right. Yeah,

1625
01:48:50,070 --> 01:48:53,010
I'm in. And a little bit of whimsy along the way. Also, no one eats

1626
01:48:53,510 --> 01:48:57,020
pork. Yeah, that's fine with me. Also, sorry. Sorry about what we did

1627
01:48:57,520 --> 01:49:00,140
to your mom. I don't know if anyone's apologized. What did you do to my

1628
01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:00,740
mom? Oh,

1629
01:49:03,700 --> 01:49:07,340
sorry. I didn't do it. Something must have happened to your mom because she's

1630
01:49:07,840 --> 01:49:11,339
not around. I'm sorry it happened. I mean, it's a dangerous world. People don't live

1631
01:49:11,839 --> 01:49:14,940
very long. That's true. I got probably two months left. I'm not even

1632
01:49:15,440 --> 01:49:18,700
going to see that baby. We'll hope for longer. We'll hope for

1633
01:49:19,200 --> 01:49:22,700
longer. Yeah, I like this. I'm totally down for this joint religion

1634
01:49:22,780 --> 01:49:25,180
business. We're going to start by going to Canada.

1635
01:49:26,060 --> 01:49:29,500
Also, though, I think our biggest issue is going to be sartorial.

1636
01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:33,340
So you've got this whole new thing with the leather and

1637
01:49:33,840 --> 01:49:38,780
the. Whereas I'm a lot more about denim overall.

1638
01:49:39,280 --> 01:49:42,020
Right, but you're a talking pig. That's where the magic is. I have to have

1639
01:49:42,520 --> 01:49:46,300
Mystique in some other way. Okay. Could I prevail upon you to wear

1640
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:50,870
red Jeans with this outfit. You mean like a Canadian tuxedo

1641
01:49:51,370 --> 01:49:54,990
of some sort? Well, you know, leather turtleneck, but also baggy jeans.

1642
01:49:55,490 --> 01:49:59,070
You know what? Gen Z jeans. If we're making a compromise to go

1643
01:49:59,570 --> 01:50:02,310
at this together, I will do that for you. And I'll wear gloves. Coat and

1644
01:50:02,810 --> 01:50:05,750
jeans. I'll wear gloves. All right. Leather gloves. Long leather gloves.

1645
01:50:06,550 --> 01:50:10,110
They're good for gardening. Anywho, so what I think we're gonna do is hit

1646
01:50:10,610 --> 01:50:14,320
up all the mining communities, all characters,

1647
01:50:14,820 --> 01:50:18,680
and just make holes. Give them as strange

1648
01:50:19,180 --> 01:50:23,120
of an experience as we can, make sure everyone is knowing

1649
01:50:23,620 --> 01:50:27,160
that the world is not, you know, this tame, mundane thing.

1650
01:50:27,720 --> 01:50:31,240
I like it. And then once we have all of them, the folks

1651
01:50:31,740 --> 01:50:36,080
who are able to dig and mine successfully, we can have them undermine

1652
01:50:36,580 --> 01:50:40,160
the cathedrals and factories of the world and have them collapse. Sure, if it gets

1653
01:50:40,660 --> 01:50:44,080
to that point, especially the financial capital. Spend some time in a single

1654
01:50:44,580 --> 01:50:47,520
city, and I can, you know, a couple days, make a pretty big hole,

1655
01:50:48,020 --> 01:50:50,760
and we can make underground cities. The world's our oyster.

1656
01:50:51,160 --> 01:50:54,839
I love it. I'm in. Well, all right. Do you want any

1657
01:50:55,339 --> 01:50:58,680
black face paint? Just a little on the ears. Interesting choice.

1658
01:51:00,520 --> 01:51:04,040
Yeah. Sweet. And thus the legend of Mason the Mole man

1659
01:51:04,540 --> 01:51:07,320
spreads. Mole hold.

1660
01:51:08,710 --> 01:51:11,830
All right. Which thieves? Only. Just the coyote.

1661
01:51:13,190 --> 01:51:16,390
Just. Just the coyote. Yeah. The.

1662
01:51:16,790 --> 01:51:20,870
She gets all of the financials in order and

1663
01:51:21,590 --> 01:51:24,910
all of her friends that

1664
01:51:25,410 --> 01:51:28,310
helped receive way more than 500 bullets,

1665
01:51:28,810 --> 01:51:34,120
they. You guys are flush. But she

1666
01:51:34,620 --> 01:51:38,000
doesn't. She never really completed her soul. She never, at one point, had it all

1667
01:51:38,500 --> 01:51:42,080
back together. And so she

1668
01:51:42,580 --> 01:51:45,680
contents herself with the thought that

1669
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:50,520
you fulfilled your own heart's desires. And maybe it's

1670
01:51:51,020 --> 01:51:54,040
because we all spent so much time together, or maybe it's because it was going

1671
01:51:54,540 --> 01:51:58,450
to happen anyway because you're exceptional humans. And so she spends

1672
01:51:59,240 --> 01:52:03,160
the rest of her time traveling and finding

1673
01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:07,160
the other animal spirits and taking them away to their safe haven. She takes

1674
01:52:07,660 --> 01:52:10,760
the queen of salmon. She takes the big herd of swans.

1675
01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:15,760
She finds basically anyone who wants to

1676
01:52:16,260 --> 01:52:19,560
come. Her friends the fox, all of the. Hey.

1677
01:52:21,400 --> 01:52:23,980
I knew you'd come back for me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

1678
01:52:25,170 --> 01:52:27,170
Yeah, you, too. Into the hole.

1679
01:52:29,890 --> 01:52:32,450
It takes a long time. And, yeah,

1680
01:52:33,490 --> 01:52:36,770
their magic does leave the world and become just stories.

1681
01:52:37,270 --> 01:52:40,730
And the world gets bigger, and it fills up with trains and buildings and cities

1682
01:52:41,230 --> 01:52:44,530
and cocaine. It's a wonderful place

1683
01:52:45,810 --> 01:52:49,250
that every once in a while, she does decide to slip back into,

1684
01:52:50,300 --> 01:52:52,300
because, of course, she made a key.

1685
01:52:54,140 --> 01:52:58,060
And that ends our tale. And. Yeah, no xp.

1686
01:52:58,700 --> 01:52:59,420
So good.

1687
01:53:02,540 --> 01:53:05,899
Buffalo wrapped baby buffalo wrapped. Tasty.

1688
01:53:06,060 --> 01:53:09,340
So I think all we have to do is this is

1689
01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:13,060
a piece of advice that will follow our listeners not just for

1690
01:53:13,560 --> 01:53:15,700
the next week, but through the rest of their lives and until they listen to

1691
01:53:16,200 --> 01:53:19,380
the next season, which should be in space. We think.

1692
01:53:19,860 --> 01:53:22,660
I think it might be. Yeah. But at least until then. So it'd be a

1693
01:53:23,160 --> 01:53:26,780
number of months. How should they keep themselves safe? Hold on

1694
01:53:27,280 --> 01:53:30,420
to your whimsy. And to your soul. Yeah, that too.

1695
01:53:30,580 --> 01:53:34,220
Keep track of your soul. Hold on to your whimsy. Yeah. And read a

1696
01:53:34,720 --> 01:53:36,020
book. And read half. Read a book. Read a book.